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Jul
08

What Were the Judges’ Qualifications?


In olden times in Greece anything was game in terms of sex, if it had a hole and a heartbeat, it was fair game, nowadays, society has drastically changed. With Leather has the sad story today of a competitive competition shut down by the Greek society police.

9 British women, on the popular vacation island Zakynthos, were arrested, along with 6 British and 6 Greek men, their crime? Encouraging obscene behavior. Shit, I encourage obscene behavior at all times. It seems the local gendarmes found a local bar’s promotion of a public blowjob competition to be obscene. I can’t believe it! That’s not obscene, that’s an awesome promotion! Sure as hell beats most of the happy hour deals at bars in NYC…

The article unfortunately has no details on the standards the judges intended to use, the prize to be won or the pedestals on which the women would have performed. However, I think it is safe to say that if it is no longer to hold BJ competitions on the Greek Isles than I simply don’t know what’s becoming of this world. I miss the good old days of classical history.

[With Leather]


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2 Responses to “What Were the Judges’ Qualifications?”


  1. 1 Buster
    July 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Who wants to come to Greece with me? like, asap.

    How about a similar contest sponsored by The Slanch Report. Who knows some girls?

  2. 2 Gabriella
    July 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    I would win this competition, hands down. or on 🙂

    Interested in meeting up with me? Call 917-ForgetItSlanch…


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