Because all the New York teams apparently need to open new stadiums in the next year, the Giants and Jets are nearing completion on their new home, right next to their old one at the Meadowlands. As anyone who has been to the awesome Meadowlands race track (home of the finest group of sketchy Thursday harness racing fans in America) can attest, the new stadium is massive. Don’t believe me? Need photographic proof?
Look at how big the new stadium is! The current stadium is massive and you could fit it easily in the new one it appears. It’s nice to see in comparison to the Mets and Yankees who are both reducing capacity. I’m just hoping that the Red Bulls are happy in their new digs.
During his 8 year career, Art Shamsky played for the Reds, Mets, Cubs and A’s, the back of his baseball card says that he throws left and hits left, according to his now ex-wife though, Shamsky is a switch-hitter. A 
Dustin Pedroia, the reigning MVP, (that sounds AWESOME to say) has, according to Peter Gammons, signed a 6 year, $40.5 million contract extension. 
Ok, I get just because I don’t think something is offensive that there are always people out there who will, and if your boss thinks it is offensive, well, you’re fucked. Look at the comments that Sean Avery made though, “I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.”
So why the suspension, why is his owner saying he would have suspended Avery if Bettman didn’t? Nothing he said is so wrong. It’s dumb, it’s classless, I’ll even say mildly crass, but it ain’t offensive. Besides, if you are able to immediately know who he is referring to you have spent way too much time focusing on the love lives of celebrities. That said, Avery, you dated hot ass women, they are going to go on and date other men after you because that’s the way the world works. You can’t handle it, stop dating. Otherwise, you need to get over it. Elisha is from Canada, hence hockey players are hot to her, we all know that’s wrong, but hey, so it goes.
Henry Blanco, the backup catcher for the Chicago Cubs the last 4 years, had tragedy visited upon his family when 
The New York Giants are nothing but targets right now it seems. Plax shoots himself, Steve Smith got robbed last week and so, intrepid reporters are talking to the rest of the Giants to see how the players handle their own security. Take Brandon Jacobs, the 6’4″, 264 lb behemoth who loves to run over linebackers and safeties who 
Rickey Henderson is on the Hall of Fame ballot for the first time and is an absolute lock on getting in, so in honor of him, I thought I’d present my three most favorite Rickey Henderson moments, trivia and minutia.
Football turns people on, 
The Slanch Report 
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