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30
Apr
09

Nothing Goes Better with Football than the Klan… Right? Guys? Hello?

An Australian rules football team, the Torquay Tigers, faces’ were a bit red today after their most recent game promotion has caused some uproar. For some unknown reason, fans were upset and angered by the team’s plans for an “All White Night” particularly since the team’s website announcement featured a bridal party, a white tiger and, of course, some Ku Klux Klan members.

It caught me by surprise, because I haven’t been on the website for a while. I didn’t know anything about it,” said Michael Coleman, Torquay Tigers club secretary. “But I’m thinking ‘All White Night’ and hoping no one would find any racism in that. But the picture is likely to be the work of an individual person and it’s certainly not the club’s thoughts.”

The image was removed and replaced with a small photo of Snow White — because that fixes it. Then later, in large part due to the negative backlash, the team removed the event completely and the May 2nd match is just listed as a normal game, sans any promotion.

picasioncom_367b79b2dce1c63c9237236706a7798c[Herald Sun]

30
Apr
09

I’m Unfamiliar with that Language…

0809dancers_krista_double1Denver Nuggets Dancer Krista has been enjoying her first year as a member of the dance troupe; she joined the group because she loves to dance and be involved with the community. How admirable! She seems like a nice, down-home girl who likes to spend her off-hours with her family, looks up to her mother as her hero and hopes that in 5 years she’ll be spending her future lottery winnings. Me too!

When asked what most people don’t know about her, Krista responded “I speak fluent Canadian.”

[Denver Nuggets]

30
Apr
09

Everything is Bigger in Texas, Except the Mini-Horses

Nothing says excited to be drafted by the Dallas Cowboys more than a Nerf football, a foam ten gallon cowboy hat and a mini-horse; which is exactly how former USC kicker David Buehler celebrated being picked in the fifth round.

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Also, it’s important you know this distinction: a mini-horse is NOT pony, “A pony is a baby horse,” Buehler explained. “A mini-horse is like a midget.” So, now you know.

[Dallas Morning News]

30
Apr
09

Well Played Sir

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30
Apr
09

Wait, She ISN’T Smuggling Tennis Balls?

Simona Halep is a 17 year old Romanian young woman who is also the current Junior French Open Champion. Her masterful work on the court baits many tennis afficionados into becoming fans of her…work.

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[Sports by Brooks]

28
Apr
09

Welcome to the New World of Twitter and Food Animal Sex

Barry Zito has a Cy Young award, a ridiculous $127 million contract and lots of free time; so it should come as little surprise that he takes the time out of his day to take a photo of, and share via twitter, him playing with his food and making gingerbread animals hump.

These are real ginger bread pigs from an upscale pizza joint in LA. They got frisky, luckily I had the phone cam.

"These are real ginger bread pigs from an upscale pizza joint in LA. They got frisky, luckily I had the phone cam."

Of course, those are clearly both DUDE gingerbread pigs, which is totally not cool. It’s an abomination dude…

[Barry Zito]

28
Apr
09

In the Wild Stokke’s Run Rampant

I don’t have much to say here, I know at least one reader who will be beside himself at this post…

Via Coed Magazine comes all new photos fresh off Allison Stokke’s facebook page, because you know, that’s the world we live in. In addition, here are some photos from a meet she had recently so you can see the pole vaulting champion in action. OMG, she’s just like us! She takes pictures with awkward white dudes too! She eats! I eat! We’re meant for each other!

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I like the glasses…

[Coed Magazine]

27
Apr
09

Your Kentucky Derby LOCK

3470625515_96ae20bb23If you’re looking for a good pick for next week’s Kentucky Derby, we’ve got a great inside tip for you; go with Musket Man.

Now, I’m already biased towards this horse because I have an affinity for Revolutionary War soldier art (don’t ask) but if your own innate patriotism isn’t enough for you there are other, very worthy reasons to pick him.

First, Musket Man has won 5 of the 6 races he’s participated in, including victories in the Illinois and Tampa Bay Derbys this year. Also, Derek Ryan, Musket Man’s trainer has loads of confidence in his steed, “Best temperament of any horse I’ve ever had. Nothing bothers him. He goes with the flow.”

Secondly, as part of his daily training routine, much like you might have a beer after work to relax, Musket Man has a Guinness. Why you ask? Because, according to Ryan, it “…mellows him out I hope. Nah, it gives him a good appetite. They say a Guinness a day is good for you. So far it’s worked.”

I can’t think of a safer bet than a drunken horse.

[WHAS]


27
Apr
09

This Ovechkin Guy is Pretty Good

I don’t know what is going on in the Rangers/Capitals playoff series, the Rangers took a commanding lead early on, but now the Capitals are storming back, thanks in large part to the play of all-world superstar, Alex Ovechkin. I don’t care particularly who wins this series, although if the Rangers do, they then get the chance to be crushed by the Bruins, and I don’t mind that too much…

Anyhoo, here’s Ovechkin doing everything he can to take his team deep into the playoffs. He’s better at hockey than you or I, or pretty much everyone.

27
Apr
09

Eckstein Scores

david-eckstein-ashley-drane-400a-103006If you were to walk into David Eckstein’s home in San Diego it wouldn’t be unreasonable to see the 5′ 6″ scrub baseball player and mistake him as an actor on children’s television. Alas, you’d be wrong, it’s actually Eckstein’s super cute wife, Ashley Eckstein who is the star in this household.

Commuting from San Diego to LA, Ashley has recently been recording new episodes of Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated show, for which she voices Ahsoka Tano, a Jedi in-training. Ashley has also been in several That’s So Raven episodes so David should move that World Series MVP award off the mantle for her, after all she has won a much MUCH more valuable prize; Ashley won SILVER on Nickelodeon’s Guts. Now THAT’S scrappy.

27
Apr
09

I See London, I See France, I Can See Your Intestines

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As part of an advertising campaign to raise awareness about bowel cancer — the second leading cause of cancer-related deaths in the UK, killing 44 Britons a day — several members of the English national soccer team participated in a high-tech photo shoot.

The campaign, “There is Moore to Know” is sponsored in part by the Bobby Moore Fund for Cancer Research UK, after the former English team captain who died of bowel cancer at age 51. The unique images were created using cutting edge technologies to draw attention to the inner workings of the body, in particular the bowels. Because you can never pay TOO much time to the bowels. Taking the images that sports photographer John Davis shot, a 3d visualizations company added in the anatomical layers.

Stephanie Moore, Bobby’s widow and founder of the Bobby Moore Fund: “The support of the current England squad means so much to me and to the Bobby Moore Fund as a whole. Through this campaign, the players will help raise awareness of bowel cancer.”

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David James (above) commented: “Lives can be saved if more people know about bowel cancer and can recognise the symptoms of the disease.”

[Team England Charity Page]

24
Apr
09

A Special Souvenir to Bring Home

I’ve never caught a foul ball at a baseball game, once when i was really young a ball from my then favorite player Wade Boggs came near me, but it hit off my hands and some older dude grabbed it and I got nothing. Another time at a spring training game a ball off the bat of a then Single A’er named Chase Utley rocketed towards me and my friend caught it, but that’s the closest I’ve come.

At the St. Louis Cardinals game on Tuesday one fan caught something even more impressive than a ball or crabs at the ball game, another fan! A man in the mezzanine level sitting in the front room somehow fell and landed on top of a woman 18 feet below him. Medical personnel rushed to treat both people before they were transported to a local hospital.

“Everybody was looking down on the ground between the aisles,” said John Goodman, a long time Cardinals season ticket holder and former EMT and nurse, who was sitting just a few rows away from where the man landed. “And the next thing I know the paramedics were there putting this lady on a back board. It took them so long to get her up that I was concerned somebody was more seriously injured at that point.”

The man was treated and released, but as of Thursday the woman remained in the hospital. With their reputation of being the friendliest fans in baseball, I bet the woman was very polite about the whole thing.

[KSDK] Continue reading ‘A Special Souvenir to Bring Home’




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