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Dec
09

Banging Stephen Dorff is More Memorable Than Tiger


Somehow this slipped past all the blogs out there — which is especially amazing considering the amount of pornography that sports bloggers look at — but last May, while taping something for the Naughty America website, porn star Holly Sampson admitted that she had sex with Tiger Woods. It went unnoticed though, until all the current hoopla exploded on everyone’s face.

Of course, Tiger only gets third billing, after Kevin “huge cock” Costner and Stephen Dorff; that’s gotta sting.

Video is SFW but has some NSFW language.


1 Response to “Banging Stephen Dorff is More Memorable Than Tiger”


  1. 1 SoxDoc
    December 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    I love how she says “he’s the whitest black boy you’ll ever meet. He has perfect teeth and he’s a gentleman.” Obviously now we know the criteria for what distinguishes white from black. Good thing she didn’t see the video of the guys shooting the TV!


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