The best pro football team in Dallas isn’t the 4-2 Dallas Cowboys, no it’s the 2-0 franchise that has outscored its opponents 60-12, the Lingerie Football League’s Dallas Desire. I for one know which team I’d rather watch, after all, Tony Romo just doesn’t do it for me, too much of a gunslinger.
The Slanch Report has started an online petition asking the MLB Network to air the Dock Ellis no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres. The moment was a seminal piece of baseball history and is certainly worthy of being rerun.
Please join us in this cause and sign the petition below so we can all share in this special and fantastic moment of baseball history. THANKS!
SIGN THE PETITION HERE! AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND PASS THIS ALONG!
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I’m too busy staring at the pictures to read your article, but I’m assuming there is loads of “Tight End” jokes?
How about “2 Girls, 1 Point Conversion”? meh… nevermind. more pics….
Why can’t Rhode Island get a team, nah … I’ve seen the girls that would try out. Never mind. I’ll just move to Dallas.
this may be the best idea ive ever seen.