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Jul
08

Yummy Olympic Athletes


One of the things I love about the Olympics is that the villages where the athletes stay have thousands of condom distributors around because the athletes are constantly boning one another. And why not? They’re all in incredible shape, and once you do your event you’ve got like a 2 week party vacation with nothing else to do. Plus all those raging hormones from increased testosterone and whatever from exercising so much leads to lots of needed stress relief. Of course, it doesn’t hurt to be incredibly attractive like some of these athletes. Gawker put together a very nice collection of some of the hottest athletes who will be participating in the games, and you should definitely check out their full gallery. Enjoy!

Stephanie Rice, Australian Swimmer

Stephanie Rice, Australian Swimmer

Lu Xuan, Chinese Gymnast

Lu Xuan, Chinese Gymnast

Elka Graham, Australian Swimmer

Elka Graham, Australian Swimmer

[Gawker]


2 Responses to “Yummy Olympic Athletes”


  1. 1 myummers
    July 18, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    not bad, i just want you to assure me that these girls are all legal. meaning, over 17. because it’s 17 in most states, not 18.

    also, i like sania mirza. check her out. tennis player from india.

  2. 2 Synnyster
    August 18, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    That is not a picture of Lu Xuan. That is Guo JingJing, the famous Chinese Olympic diver.


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