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Dec
09

Mike Lowell Doppelganger Teaches Cheerleaders the Sound of One Hand Fwapping


In Dover, New Hampshire police recently arrested 47-year-old Roy Chapman Jr, the Mike Lowell doppelganger was spotted by school custodians exposing himself as he sneaked a peek at the high school’s cheerleading tryouts.

After being seen, Chapman booked it, but police, with the help of a police dog, found him in the woods nearby. Police also found a small amount of weed in Chapman’s parked car in the school’s lot.

Fortunately, none of the cheerleaders saw Chapman who is being charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and possession of a controlled drug.

[WVCB via Busted Coverage]


1 Response to “Mike Lowell Doppelganger Teaches Cheerleaders the Sound of One Hand Fwapping”


  1. December 7, 2009 at 10:40 am

    seriously, this is one of the closest doppelgangers i’ve ever seen. are you totally certain this guy isn’t the actual mike lowell?


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