Archive for July, 2009



20
Jul
09

Happy Birthday Gisele

gisele-bundchen-23Today is Gisele Bundchen’s 29th birthday, (we’re so CLOSE to having the same one!) and normally a story about her husband and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is an excuse for me to post a photo of her. Instead, this time a post about her is an excuse to write a small something about the Pats.

This season, look for the Patriots to go 15-1. You heard it here first. For reals, this is no-homerism, just fact. The only thing that could derail the season is an injury to Brady, Moss or Welker, which, god help me, won’t happen.

[Moon Dog Sports]

20
Jul
09

Rocket Bike Burning Out His Fuse Up Here Alone

rocket_bikeWhen I was around 11 or so I got an awesome BMX bike for my birthday — only two shopping days left! — and a few days later went to this awesome BMX course nearby in Cape Cod; it was a totally great day.

Now, the BMX bike has been updated in a great way thanks to Rintendo. They are selling a bike called the Fire Trick Bob which seems to be a rocket-powered conveyance.

According to their site (Google translation) the turbine engine spins at a rate of 120,000 RPM and produces the equivalent of 4.4 horsepower. The 1 liter fuel tank is good for about 7 minutes of continual thrust, and you’ll probably want to be careful about where you’re riding this thing since the exhaust can reach about 700 degrees.

This thing will absolutely kill you, but it only costs about 1,oo0,ooo Yen, or roughly $10,000, seems worth it! Think about how easy it would be get around on this thing, presuming you don’t burn your balls off. Of course, it also adds new meaning to saying you’ve got a pocket rocket…

[Oh Gizmo]

20
Jul
09

They’re Still All Smaller Than John Kruk

*Jul 19 - 00:05*As part of the festivities for their “Bellies and Baseball: A Salute to Pregnancy” promotion, the Brooklyn Cyclones held a Lamaze class in centerfield before Sunday nights game. They also had a run/walk around the bases, a throwing of a ceremonial first pitch by women in their third trimester, and instead of the 7th inning stretch, held the 7th inning stretch marks on the field.

The team also said that any expectant mom who gave birth at the game or names her child “Brooklyn” or “Cy” gets free season tickets for life. Not a bad deal!

In addition the team also featured special “craving stations” with pickles, ice cream and anchovy pizza.

The Cyclones won 2-1.

[NY Daily News]

20
Jul
09

Watch Out for When Chewie Gets the Munchies for Scooby Snacks

I don’t know where this video is from, it appears to be from one of the Red Sox minor league affiliates, but which one is a mystery to me. Not as much a mind-boggler as why Chewbacca is riding around with the gang from Scooby Doo in the Mystery Machine, but then, what do I know, I’m just a lowly blogger…

20
Jul
09

The Lonesome Kicker

APTOPIX Kansas South Florida FootballUniversity of South Florida’s football kicker was hospitalized after falling 35 feet from the gondola ride at Busch Gardens, fracturing his vertebra. Maikon Bonani, 20, remains in a Tampa hospital recovering after nearly paralyzing himself. Busch Gardens stated that Bonani was trying to close the gondola door which he thought was unlocked when he fell out, hanging on to the outside of the moving gondola for approximately 50 feet before crashing to the ground.

“He’s fine,” said coach Jim Leavitt, who spoke with Bonani by phone Saturday. “The main thing here is that he didn’t die. He isn’t paralyzed. The most important thing is his health.”

It’s a good thing for Bonani that the injuries weren’t more serious, although, if he were Axel Foley he’d have been fine

[Tampa Bay]

20
Jul
09

Tavarez Gets Dumped by 600 Pounder

andy_fat_girlWhen Julian Tavarez signed with the Washington Nationals he dropped this great quote about what it was like signing with them:

Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.

Well, what does it feel like when you get unceremoniously dumped by that same 600 pounder? After a month where he went 8 1/3 IP with a 7.56 ERA and a 3.00 WHIP with opposing batters hitting .521 off him over that span, Julian was designated for assignment following Sunday’s depressing 11-3 loss to the Cubs.

I’ve been in this situation before,” Tavarez said. “It’s just tough. I haven’t been able lately to do my job. Just a lot of up-and-down this year. This doesn’t surprise me. There are a lot of young arms down there, they had to make some changes, and they’re going to bring some young kids over here. They have to get this ready for next year.”

This makes it at least the 3rd straight team that has DFA’d Tavarez, with the Nats following the example of the Brewers and Red Sox before them.

[Washington Post]

20
Jul
09

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

While in China, newly acquired Cleveland Cavalier Shaquille O’Neil visited the Panda Breeding Research Center in Chengdu, southwest China’s Sichuan province and took the opportunity to get a photograph of him with a giant panda on his lap. Precious.

1209_1248101827[1530 Homer]

18
Jul
09

Cleveland Rocks! (at Bobbleheads)

Surfin' SizemoreI would like very much to meet and shake the hand of the person in charge of promotions for the Cleveland Indians because he or she has an amazing sense of great bobbleheads. First we saw 80’s Shin-Soo Choo, then there was the Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn one, and now, as part of “Beach Weekend,” for all fans in attendance at Saturday’s game comes the Surfin’ Sizemore bobblehead.

Since Grady Sizemore was born in Seattle, I’m not sure exactly how much surfing he has done, but that’s neither here nor there. Same with having “Beach Weekend” in Cleveland, which is probably the last place I’d think of when contemplating sandy white beaches…

Regardless, this is the 3rd incredibly awesome bobblehead they’ve had this year; I seriously may need to move to Cleveland. SO GOOD!

[Cleveland Indians]

18
Jul
09

Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out

BASEBALL/So long to Julio Lugo, your tenure as a Red Sox ended with 42 errors in 2+ seasons and he was miserably inefficient. Not quite as miserably inefficient as Theo has been at finding a shortstop, but Theo is big enough to admit and rectify a mistake and that’s what I like to see in a general manager. Here’s some of what he had to say regarding the decision to designate Lugo for assignment.

I think ownership has been consistent that we’ll do what we need to do to put the best possible team on the field and the sunk cost is the sunk cost,” said Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein. “We’re sorry it didn’t work out better with Julio, obviously, but keeping him on the team wasn’t going to change that. Sometimes the best organizations admit their mistakes and move on, and that’s what we’re doing here.

This was one of the free-agent signings that didn’t work out and we ended up paying for past performance, not current performance. That’s the definition of a mistake, and as the decision maker, that’s on me. We’ll just move on and try to make better decisions going forward.

I think it’s just a matter of putting our best team on the field. That’s really the motivation behind it, and Jed Lowrie ready to be recalled [Saturday], Nick Green playing well and out of options, it felt like those two would be our best combination for the shortstop position at this point.

It started out poorly from before Day One. He called us over the winter after we signed him and he said he had a sickness or a stomach issue, a pretty bad issue, where he lost like 15 pounds. When he showed up, he lacked a lot of strength and some quickness, but particularly the strength, it was gone. [That] got him off on the wrong foot and was never with us the player that he was in Tampa Bay.

We tried a lot of things to get the best out of him. We did win a World Series with him as our everyday shortstop and he did make a lot of contributions to that world championship. That’s not to be lost in the mix, but, obviously, we’d be fudging the truth to say it worked out the way we envisioned it. [He] just never got on track here. [He] never really got locked in and comfortable and never played even close to the way we expected.

When you dabble in free agency, sometimes these things happen. That’s kind of the nature of the beast. We’re trying to grow the organization to the point where we don’t have to ever get a free agent. We’re probably closer to that point now then we were two or three offseasons ago. It’s a lesson learned for sure.

So, do the Mets sign him now or wait until he hits waivers? I mean, he’s Latino, overpriced and inept, sounds like a CLASSIC Omar Minaya signing.

[MLB]

17
Jul
09

Ugh

Raise your hand if you spent all night being chased by demons and psycho killers. Ok, it was just me then? Well, I’m exhausted and I simply don’t have the energy to try and blog right now. And blogging is easy.

Sigh.

I’ll try and get some up in the afternoon but it may not happen.

16
Jul
09

I Have GOT to Become Rich and Famous

Because being a famous highly well-paid athlete isn’t good enough, for those athletes in attendance at the ESPY’s in Los Angeles, here is a list of some of the items they received in the gift tents beforehand.

  • Undefeated and EA Sports: The two companies teamed up for the most practical and most gaudy giveaways. Everybody’s first stop was for their custom military-style duffel bag ($225 est), which was used for carrying all the other goodies. They also gave 30 VIPs a personalized PlayStation 3 or PSP, which was laser-engraved while the recipient waited in a lounge serving Patron.
  • iHome: The electronics maker handed out a variety of products, including the iH29 speaker case, iConnect Media Keyboard and wireless laser mouse ($179.99), and laptop cooling pads.
  • Simmons Jewelry: Yup, there’s nothing Russell Simmons doesn’t make. Several of his jewelry lines were on display, primarily made of stainless steel. There was one watch with an MSRP higher than most new cars. VIPs were given items worth up to a few hundred dollars.
  • NameDrop.com: A new website hoping to be Facebook for the glitterati, they’ll promote the pros and charge regular subscribers an introductory $2.99 per month to read their content. For the celebs who signed up this weekend, they handed out a free Flip Cam.
  • Muze Clothing: Specializing in t-shirts printed with classic movie lines, Muze came into the pop spotlight recently when Tony Romo was seen wearing their clothes while out with Jessica Simpson. Let’s hope his shirt lasted longer than his relationship.
  • Skullcandy: Looking to promote their new Decibel Collection, Skullcandy (which produces fashion headphones) handed out a number of their mid-range products.
  • Assorted eyewear: We never quite figured out what the eye guy was doing, but he did fit Pittsburgh Penguins coach Dan Bylsma for some prescription Nike glasses and was displaying a pair of Calvin Klein sunglasses with an 8 gigabyte flash drive in the frame.
  • Pure Power Mouthguard: Designed to improve jaw alignment and thereby improve athletic performance. You wouldn’t think it makes that big of a difference … but one of their dentists was able to help this writer’s strength and balance just by shoving a pen between my teeth. Their sponsored athletes get fancy versions, but apparently weekend warriors can drop a couple grand in hopes of dropping a couple strokes from their golf game.
  • Wynn: The Las Vegas casino gave a select crowd gift certificates along with an all-access VIP card for entrance into the clubs and pool. One Laker we talked to wasn’t impressed, joking that he gets free three-room suites at a rival resort. Maybe he’ll spend it at Tryst.
  • Marley Coffee: Ziggy isn’t the only one carrying on the family legacy. Turns out Bob always wanted to be a farmer, and his son Rohan is growing beans — the caffeinated variety. Hardcore sports fans may remember that he was on the 1991 Miami Hurricanes national championship team.
  • Axe: Branching out of the spray-on market less than a year ago, stylists worked on guy’s hair while they handed out bottles of product.
  • Zirh: Not to be outdone, the high-end men’s skincare line set up mini-massages and gave away some of their cremes and masks.
  • Patron: Besides serving drinks throughout the event, Patron also boxed up some basic party supplies and handed them out.
  • Pizza Fusion: Hey, somebody had to cater … being LA, they had to go organic.
  • Sentient: You probably haven’t heard of them because you don’t fly in private jets. And you won’t fly in private jets until you can afford to do so without a coupon. Which is why they were giving coupons to those who could afford it. One of life’s great Catch 22’s.

[LAist]

16
Jul
09

That’s Really Neat

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