Good news for those of you still interested in my desire for Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly; she ISN’T marrying Derek Jeter!
Of course, I thought they were already broken up so…
But, when asked about rumors that Jeter was out ring-shopping with Kelly he responded incredulously, “The what? Engagement rumors with who? I have not heard that.”
First off, there’s nothing classier than referring to your ladyfriend as “who.”
Minka, I would treat you with respect and class, because together, we’d be magic.
MAGIC!
The Slanch Report 
slanch, if you ever score a date with minka kelly, i will subsidize your living expenses (yes, all of them) for a decade.
better get stalking!
“get stalking”? What do you think constant posts about her constitute?
Also, this is mad old news, Jeter and Minka were done sometime this offseason. My guess is that Jeter is so used to tramps, whores, and hookers that he can’t keep a real relationship with a nice girl fake-together for very long.
I thought they were done too, but then this article came out and my whole world is upside down.
Minka and I have so much in common, I’m from Boston, her dad is from Boston, we’ve both watched FNL episodes, and (once she meets me) we both think im super attractive