Posts Tagged ‘Engagement

04
Jun
09

Just Say No to Jeter

By slanch 3 Comments
Categories: Baseball and Hot Women
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FP_3064699_Minka_Kelly_smallGood news for those of you still interested in my desire for Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly; she ISN’T marrying Derek Jeter!

Of course, I thought they were already broken up so…

But, when asked about rumors that Jeter was out ring-shopping with Kelly he responded incredulously, “The what? Engagement rumors with who? I have not heard that.”

First off, there’s nothing classier than referring to your ladyfriend as “who.”

Minka, I would treat you with respect and class, because together, we’d be magic.

MAGIC!

[NY Daily News]

 

 

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