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May
09

It’s Just Like Kobe is Standing with Him on a Fake Football Field


I’m sure you have been watching Sportscenter and thought the same thing I have been, “This is nice and all, but wouldn’t we all be better served with holograms?” Well, ESPN has finally listened in to our thoughts (Disney has had that technology for YEARS) and given us what we wanted, and needed.

espn holoFrom Awful Announcing:

ESPN plans to expand on this technology by adding in “player cards” during studio coverage which will feature not only a 3D image of each NBAer, but also stats and bio information…Just to answer a few more of the questions I know you’re asking….yes the player will be in motion, and you can expect to only see them during a stand up presentation. Looks pretty neat, but it takes up a ton of the screen.

[Awful Announcing]


1 Response to “It’s Just Like Kobe is Standing with Him on a Fake Football Field”


  1. 1 shatraw
    May 20, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    so pointless. pretty much anytime the SC reporters get on their feet for a report or gimmick, it’s entirely unnecessary. the real question is which company will sponsor it?

    “now, to Buster Olney on the Degree Anti-Perspirant Holo-Deck, with more on Mike Gonzalez’s unique wind-up.”


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