Nothing says excited to be drafted by the Dallas Cowboys more than a Nerf football, a foam ten gallon cowboy hat and a mini-horse; which is exactly how former USC kicker David Buehler celebrated being picked in the fifth round.
Also, it’s important you know this distinction: a mini-horse is NOT pony, “A pony is a baby horse,” Buehler explained. “A mini-horse is like a midget.” So, now you know.
The Slanch Report has started an online petition asking the MLB Network to air the Dock Ellis no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres. The moment was a seminal piece of baseball history and is certainly worthy of being rerun.
Please join us in this cause and sign the petition below so we can all share in this special and fantastic moment of baseball history. THANKS!
SIGN THE PETITION HERE! AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND PASS THIS ALONG!
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