The USC Song Girls every year do a charity event benefiting physically challenged athletes, called “Swim with Mike,” the key draw for the benefit being the Song Girls in bikinis. Now, I could care less about college sports, but I couldn’t care MORE about college co-eds in bikinis. Now granted, many of the Song Girls are butter-faces, but in a bikini I’m paying less attention to the face anyways…
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Announcers should never be the story, unless they have some serious sexual hang-ups, (nod, Marv Albert) so this story about USC radio football play-by-play man Pete Arbogast is pretty useless; but hey, it’s a slow day today and everyone else is paying attention to college basketball…
While on some internet radio show called the LuvCh@t, hosted by famed broadcaster Jim “The Poorman” Trenton, Arbogast decided to talk about the size of his junk, his favorite sexual positions and getting ass on the road, all within the first few minutes of the chat.
The show, sponsored by ExtenZe and a sex-toy company also interviewed Arbogast’s wife who came on inexplicably with their teenage son to discuss her and her husband’s sex life. When asked what the Mrs. Arbogast’s favorite position was, ever the gentleman, her husband interrupts and says “Let’s just say it’s a number.” Gee thanks for the information Dad! Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go burn my brain with acid in an attempt to rid myself of that image…
The Trojans of USC may be one of the top football powers in college football, but frankly, who gives a shit since college football is retarded and uninteresting anyways.
Carroll failed out in two tries in the NFL, including being terrible for my Patriots, but he apparently is unstoppable in college. I think we found out why, it’s all the shirtless parties with young men!
I didn’t think sports could get more homoerotic, and then BAM! it comes back and give you something else, I’ll never doubt again.
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