For all of you female readers who thought that adding a soft-spoken billionaire who happens to own the Boston Red Sox as your husband might be a good idea, your time has passed. Divorced a little over a year ago, John Henry is once more OFF the market as he and his affiance sent out special save-the-date gifts — engraved bottles of Francis Ford Coppola sparkling wine engraved with their initials — announcing their nuptials. The ceremony is to be on June 27th and reportedly will be held at Fenway Park, because even if you’re a billionaire there’s no reason to pay outrageous rental fees for the Knights of Columbus hall.
Henry, who is 59 and Linda Pizzuti, 30, got engaged only 6 months after meeting at the Alibi bar in the Liberty Hotel. Pizzuti, a real estate developer specializes in sustainable development and also is an adventurer, having once thrown a formal dinner party at the top of Mount Kilimanjaro and recently went with Henry on a turtle safari to the Galapagos Islands. Oh yeah, and she’s totally super cute.
I have GOT to get me a billion dollars!
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JH did well – she’s smokin.