Yesterday in the Marlins clubhouse, upset with the team’s new dress code, Hanley Ramirez was extremely angry, grabbed a sharpie and wrote on his t-shirt, “I’m sick of this shit.” He told reporters and teammates in the locker room “I’m angry, I want to be traded.”
All of this started because the new Marlins dress code requires him to cut off his cornrows and he won’t be allowed to play while wearing jewelry anymore. “It’s incredible,” he said later. “We’re big-leaguers.”
“We want to look professional,” manager Fredie Gonzalez said. “Nice and neat.”
After throwing his temper tantrum, Hanley met up with and chatted with team President David Samson, GM Larry Beinfest and assistant GM Mike Hill, and came out singing a different tune.
“Everything’s great, I’m fine,” he said. “My mind calmed down.”
When asked if that meant he didn’t want to be traded anymore, he said with a smile, “Everything’s going to be fine.”
DAMMIT!
Theo, call up the Marlins again, offer them Clay, Lowrie and nearly whatever else. I want Hanley back in a Red Sox uniform. We can make him happiest! I miss you Hanley!
The Slanch Report 
looks like someone woke up and realized he’s the best player in baseball.
that’s just hanley being hanley… wait a minute…