This video was making the rounds the other day, but I missed it while traveling, so, fuck it, I’m putting it up now.
Here is a local volleyball tournament organizer talking with the local news when the sheer enormity of the moment overwhelms her.
I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m totally comfortable with what that says about me.
The Slanch Report has started an online petition asking the MLB Network to air the Dock Ellis no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres. The moment was a seminal piece of baseball history and is certainly worthy of being rerun.
Please join us in this cause and sign the petition below so we can all share in this special and fantastic moment of baseball history. THANKS!
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Amazing. She face-plants into the sand and they just let her lay there for a few minutes. So she can suck up all that delicious sand. I personally think she was drunk.