Archive for January, 2009



19
Jan
09

Braylon Edwards Can’t Hold the Ball

At Curtis Granderson’s celebrity hoops game over the weekend, the fleet Tigers center fielder served as referee for the various celebs in attendance. Granderson had some fun with the role, no more than when the Cleveland Browns’ all-pro dropsies receiver Braylon Edwards went up for an acrobatic, wide-open breakaway dunk and lost control of the ball. “Somebody must have fouled you,” Granderson called out after blowing his whistle after the play, noting that no one was in the vicinity whatsoever. Of course, Edwards is well-versed in being unable to hold onto the ball, as he just finished one of the great seasons in drops from a wide receiver.

The game was ultimately tied up by a pair of Kid Rock free throws, as most true sporting events are, and then a dunk contest between Edwards and Jameer Nelson, an And1 baller where Nelson emerged as the victor.

[MLB.com]

19
Jan
09

Leave My Brother ALONE!

Because college sports weren’t unruly enough, here is another fun clip of a fan taking exception to something going on in the game. You see, Providence’s Jeff Xavier drives to the hoop and takes a clean elbow to the face, cutting him around the eye. Painful sure, but not a dirty play. But then, while Providence takes its free throws, a fan walks ONTO the court and starts jawing with the refs. Fun enough, it turns out this isn’t just a rando fan, it’s Xavier’s brother Jonathan who clearly follows the “nobody-beats-up-my-brother-but-me” life mantra. Ultimately, Jonathan was taken off the court and arrested for disorderly conduct.

[Youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG3WPOD8vU0]

[The March to Madness]

19
Jan
09

2009: The Year Fans Strike Back

College fans care passionately about their teams. But being that most college fans are also teenagers they don’t think things through too much, throw in the fun that is drinking before a sporting event and you get this fun clip. Chas MacFarland is a center on the Wake Forest basketball team, and while going to save a ball from going out of bounds he fell into a Clemson student, who apparently took umbrage at that. Instead of letting MacFarland up, the unnamed student instead tries to body-slam MacFarland back down to the ground. Because I’m sure the six jaeger-bombs you had before the game give you more strength than a 7′ 235 lb center. Seems like a good call to me!

16
Jan
09

The Best Cheerleaders in the NFL

I simply can’t compete with the already wonderful gallery that the folks at Fan IQ have already assembled of the Pro Bowl’s most interesting participants, the Pro Bowl Cheerleaders, so I’ll just link to it and show a couple photos here to whet your appetite, or whatever else you want moistened. But definitely make your way over there if you’re so inclined, you’ll be glad you did.

For example, meet the lovely Alyssa, from my own New England Patriots cheerleader squad:

Go Pats!

Or the equally lovely Ashley from the Texans:

I could go on and on and on, but they’ve already done the hard work and assembled a multitude of images for each fine cheerleader, so check them out and then book your ticket for the Pro Bowl, because now it matters!

[Fan IQ]

16
Jan
09

Larry Fitzgerald Is Really Good at Football

Larry Fitzgerald is an awesome receiver for the Arizona Cardinals who is able to make circus catches look routine and who I always expect to come down with the ball when it is thrown his direction. It turns out, according to a very interesting article in the Wall Street Journal, that Fitzgerald had a couple of unique things as a kid that very likely directly lead to his success today.

As a boy growing up, Fitzgerald’s grandfather (left) owned and operated an optometry shop, and Larry used to spend summers there with his grandfather. Larry’s grandfather, Dr. Robert Johnson made sure that as a child Larry had “visual dominance” in order to help Larry initially at school. From first grade on, whenever he’d visit his grandfather in Chicago during the summers Johnson would have him stand on balance beams and wobbly boards while doing complicated hand-eye drills. Later the exercises were more tailored to athletics, for example, Johnson would hang a painted ball from the ceiling and have Fitzgerald hit the ball with a rolling pin that had corresponding colors.

This is only part of the reason why Fitzgerald, who isn’t the fastest or the strongest receiver on the field is usually the best one. One other major factor, according to Dr. Joan Vickers of the University of Calgary who studies the eye movements of elite hockey goaltenders, baseball hitters, and tennis and volleyball players by making them wear special goggles and having them perform their sports. It is her assumption that part of Fitzgerald’s success comes from what she terms “predictive control,” or the brain’s ability to gather information from the eyes and use it to predict what will happen next.

Elite athletes, such as Fitzgerald are able to make a snapshot of the moment the ball or puck is released, enabling them to gauge where and when the ball will be near them, often from just the moment the ball leaves the QB’s hands. Taking that conception of where the ball is supposed to travel, the elite athlete then matches it in his brain with the thousands of memories of other, similar moments and how the ball traveled and then are able to place themselves in position to properly catch the ball. According to her research, the best athletes are able to move to the position, even with their eyes closed. “It’s a very, very amazing cognitive skill,” she says. This helps explain why often, photographs of Fitzgerald grabbing a ball out of the air feature him with his eyes shut.

One other factor that has most likely indirectly led to Fitzgerald’s success is his time as a ball boy on the sidelines for the Minnesota Vikings. For 6 years as a teenager, Fitzgerald was able to see the NFL game up close and see star receivers like Cris Carter and Randy Moss react to passes which likely has filtered into his unconscious memory bank that helps him figure out where a pass will go.

“I don’t know how he makes those catches,” says Cardinals head coach Ken Whisenhunt, “but there’s no doubt Larry has an ability to catch a ball that is special.”

[WSJ]

16
Jan
09

Vince Carter Sees Some Action

You may have heard something about a plane falling out of the sky yesterday and landing itself in the Hudson River, I overheard something about it somewhere I think. Who cares about what the news has to say about it though, I want to know what the New Jersey Nets’ Vince Carter thought about the whole situation, especially since he apparently saw the whole thing from his home overlooking the Hudson in scenic Weehauken, New Jersey.

“I was just sitting there, looking out the window,” Carter said. “I was just sitting in the bedroom. I thought it was watching TV. It landed like it was a movie. It hit like nose first, and you could (hear) the impact. I couldn’t believe it.”

So there you have it. That’s what happened.

[CBS Sports]

15
Jan
09

What Big Teeth You Have

Maybe I’m just a big wuss, but if I were to go surfing and there were killer whales hanging out right by the huge waves, I’m calling it a day, no matter how good the surf is. I guess that’s what makes New Zealander Craig Hunter and I different. Instead of being dissuaded by a large male orca and two calves he swam out and surfed for about 45 minutes.

“There was no way I was going in because the waves were too good,” Hunter said, adding that this was not the first time he had surfed with an orca. He said he was too old to be bothered by the possibility of being attacked.

“My outlook is they are big enough and quick enough. If they thought I was a seal, I’d be long gone.

“It’s pretty awesome. It’s a pretty special sort of feeling. I was out there on my own for quite a while and the big fella was just cruising. It was really neat.”

[Telegraph]

15
Jan
09

Attention Miami-Based Readers

The Florida Marlins’ extra large male dancing squad are holding open auditions this Sunday for next year’s squad, and I strongly urge you to try out. The only requirements are for you to be over 18 years old, arrive at the audition in Marlins gear and be prepared to learn a choreographed routine, also they are looking for “bellies with the biggest jiggle, big feet with the best dance moves and enthusiasm that will rock Marlins fans out of their seats.”

Since there are usually only 64 people at a Marlins game, getting the fans out of their seats isn’t too difficult, in fact, you can go around to them individually!

[Sun-Sentinel]

15
Jan
09

ESPN Gets MMA Fighter Busted

monsonanarchyTurns out that a ESPN photo feature can land you in big trouble with the law if you aren’t careful. That’s a lesson mixed-martial arts fighter Jeff Monson is learning the hard way. In a photograph for ESPN the Magazine’s December issue Monson is pictured spray-painting an anarchist symbol on the Washington state Capitol. On Wednesday a warrant was sworn out for Monson, charging him with first-degree malicious mischief, a Class B felony carrying a maximum penalty of up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine. Reportedly, the cost to clean up the graffiti was $19,000.

The case doesn’t look great for Monson, as he is very clearly holding a spray-can and even has some of the red paint on his fingers in the photo. As well, the caption for the photo was very ambigious, “On a recent night in Olympia, Monson suddenly pulled out a spray can and tagged the state capitol.”

Police have been actively searching for the people who have spray-painted various graffiti on the Capitol since late November. A State Patrol and Olympia police detective noticed Monson in some surveillance footage, but it wasn’t until ESPN published this photo that they were able to confirm it. The other graffiti on the Capitol building included other anarchy symbols, a peace sign and phrases like “No War” and “No Poverty,” pretty subversive stuff!

Monson, who is the World Grappling Champion and whose fighting nickname is “The Snowman” took responsibility for the graffiti but insisted that it has a purpose, to protest the Iraq war and the economic inequality.

“Every great movement in the United States from civil rights, women’s rights, the labor movement, has been the result of people standing up and breaking the law, refusing to stand at the back of the bus, refusing the stand aside when the government asks you to get off their property,” Monson said. “And now, these people are seen as pioneers. But at the time, they were criminals, they were literally criminals. I’m not here to advocate for myself, at some point you have to stand up.”

[The News Tribune]

15
Jan
09

That LeBron Guy Isn’t Half-Bad At Basketball

One of my friends is from Ohio and is the biggest, and only, Cavaliers fan that I know. Among my friend’s many great stories is that, as a senior in high school, his varsity team played against an 8th grade LeBron James, who schooled my friend, and dunked on him, twice. As an 8th grader. That’s what this video makes me think of. Sure, it’s a little hokey and the GQ staff are slightly toolsy, but hey, if I were gonna play with LeBron in a pickup basketball game I’d probably be the same way.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

[Geno’s World]

15
Jan
09

Rickey Ready to Suit Up

Rickey Henderson is now a Hall of Famer, but that doesn’t mean he’s done with baseball. At a press conference at the Waldorf-Astoria, Rickey said that he wasn’t done yet, “if a club came out and said they needed a left fielder, they needed a guy to get on base and steal a few bases, they can always ring my phone and I’ll come on down and help their ballclub, that’s how much I love the game.”

Rickey wasn’t done though with just a simple statement, he never is, and it wouldn’t be a Rickey Henderson press conference otherwise. “I believe today, and people say I’m crazy, but if you gave me as many at-bats that you would give the runners out there today, I would out-steal every last one of them. I can go out and steal as many bases as [Jose] Reyes steals.”

Even better, when asked if Rickey had interest in playing in the upcoming World Baseball Classic, “What is [the WBC], wrestling?” After being informed what it was, Rickey had just one question, “Can I get in?”

Isn’t baseball just better when Rickey Henderson is around or is it just me?

[NY Post]

14
Jan
09

Father Doesn’t Know Best

steroiddadI feel neglected. My father loves me, I guess, but not as much as Todd Gerleman (left) of Iowa loves his son. That’s because Gerleman supplied his son with steroids and needles in order to “motivate” him about sports. What solid parenting! I like sports, Dad why didn’t you want to motivate me like this! I could have been the professional baseball player my body is sculpted for, but NO! my father had to provide me nutritional meals. I feel ripped off. My destiny was averted.

It seems that Gerleman’s 14 year old son (!) didn’t take well with the steroids, assaulting his mother presumably a side-affect from the steroids. When investigators came to her house, they found a syringe and 105 pills in the boy’s bedroom. Now, call me crazy, but I feel like there have to easier (and cheaper) ways to motivate your son. Why not promise an Xbox? Hell, even a hooker costs less than steroids, (at least in my experience).

I wonder if Gerleman was trying to over the ridiculousness of his name which I can’t imagine sounds good over a loudspeaker. “And it is GIRLY-MAN on the tackle!”

[Waterloo Courier]




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