How am I supposed to pay any attention whatsoever to whatever it was Kevin Burkhardt was blabbering about during last night’s game with this in the background?
I want to pay attention, I’m sure Kevin’s conversations with Jerry Manuel were very deep and profound but I just have this one vision dancing through my head every time they would cut back to him in this segment, I think it went a little something like this:
Some quick research finds out that this is one of the lovely and talented Marlins “Mermaids”, by the name of Glenda. Thanks to their totally kick-ass interactive site, we can find out that Glenda, who terms her fashion sense as “Classy Trendy” also “would describe myself as unique, adventurous, and ambitious.” Sounds spunky!
I know that I would pay much attention to Kevin whenever he speaks if SNY made this a trend…It certainly makes watching the Mets more interesting that’s for sure.
Join us below the jump for a couple more shots of the delightfully fun Glenda, or check out her gallery here.
The Slanch Report 
where was he even reporting from? and why is that the ‘cool place’ for everyone to hang out in the middle of the game?
Surprised you didn’t mention the dude who looks like Dan Rafael yanking it with his right hand. He’s got that “I’m really reaching over to get the full grip on this thing” look on his face.
Some of the finest investigative blogging I’ve seen in all my days. Excellent work.
Who is named Glenda in this day and age? She is clearly actually named Chrissi or Melanie.
she is really sexy girl
my cousin’s name is Glenda…
is she a good witch? from the north?
kevin burkhardt would have noticed, except i’m pretty sure he’s gay.
hes not gay
i’m not saying it’s a bad thing, d nels. he just beeps my gaydar a little bit. but i love the guy as a roving reporter type. he’s great and he’ll make a good play by play guy someday.
the girl in the background of the reporter is not glenda….her name is alexis. its no surprise there was a confusion…they both look very much alike.