From my favorite new picture blog, The Big Picture, here are a couple fun photos from the Tour de No-One-Cares-Without-Lance. I’m throwing these out there for all of y’all to come up with some fun, witty captions in the comments. Best one out there gets a prize (maybe a video game, maybe just a smooth handshake.) Click on the images to see the larger, non-scrunched versions and please specify which one you are captioning. There is no excuse whatsoever for you NOT to participate, everyone should get in on the fun!
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The Slanch Report 
1) Nothing says devil costume like flip-flops and wristwatch.
2) I don’t remember. He was wearing a red suit, he had a pitchfork, wristwatch… He came out of nowher– OUCH! Careful!
3) Hey guys, look over there! That horse is HOT.
1) Burning man in france this year?
2) Don’t be a bitch honey, Lance lost a ball and won this shit.
3) Bike technology has taken a step back, me thinks.
1. HEY! How’s a guy supposed to evilly levitate down the road with all you sore-grundles in the way?
2. Luckily, the FedEx delivery guy was there to heal the psychological wounds.
3. Stupid girl. Doesn’t she know she’s justifying the horsey girl stereotype?
1. Summer PT work for Santa.
2. I was looking at some chick on a horse, then, *BOOM*, pothole. Is that my blood?
3. Hey lady! You’re bike looks like a horse!
1. No one told him drugs were banned in the Tour De France
2. Just because he fell off his bike, no need to strangle him
3. Hey look, Lance has taking up horse riding
1) What hell is REALLY like…
2) Can you put my training wheels back on?
3) The only downfall: No place to put my Powerade…