Alex Rodriguez is a very popular man, his teammates love him and would walk through a brick wall to help him. That’s why when he threw a party at Jay-Z’s 40/40 club, none of them showed up.
It’s sad when no one shows up to your party and, according to the NY Post, you are left throwing back shots sitting next to your mommy.
Meanwhile Derek Jeter continues to torture me by dating Minka Kelly, as she came to his party at Marquee. STAY AWAY FROM HER JETER, YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH, LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US!
Sigh. At least Alyssa Milano and I are still dating…
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