This week featured some pretty awesome moments captured by cameras, and the Boston Globe features a bunch of them in an awesome hi-res gallery. Check out the full thing because the pictures are awesome and big and you’ll like them muchly.
Archive for the 'Awesome' Category
30
Jan
09
I Want to Be Where Fridge is
When it comes to William “Refrigerator” Perry I think we can all agree that if there is one thing he knows, it’s food. You may get that big by not having a discerning eye, but that doesn’t mean that you don’t know what good is. The quality of this commercial made me think this had to be fake, but then, lo and behold, they have a website and are real! That’s still no explanation for a commercial that looks to have been made on a playmobile computer, but hey, so it goes.
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I love the advice to not drop it, thanks Fridge! Also, you should check out the recipes on their site, his burgers sound delicious!
When I think of Brazil I think of her to the left ,or this, but what I don’t think of is their prowess at the Winter Olympics. In fact, in the history of the Winter Olympics no South American country has EVER won a medal, but Brazil won’t let that hold them down as they attempt to field their first ever curling team.
For the upcoming 2009 World Championships all of the Americas are limited to two spots. Canada, as host and returning champion are guaranteed a spot and so, Brazil has challenged the US to a best of 5 match to determine the remaining slot.
The four men who comprise the Brazilian team have been training in Canada had never played the game before they showed up for lessons. Their first coach, Judy Cassidy was surprised when the men showed up at her door in 2006 for lessons, especially since they had little to no knowledge of the game. In fact, the four men had never even MET one another before showing up for training. The men, who knew each other only through internet message boards were in Canada, three of them pursuing Masters degrees and the other working as a graphic designer had seen a competition on television and decided the sport was for them.
“At the time we were looking for a winter sport because we were newcomers in Canada,” team captain Mello said. “We didn’t know about the rules, we became passionate, I would say addicted, for curling.”
3 years later and the Brazilians are challenging the Americans for the remaining spot today in sunny North Dakota although no one, including the Brazilians, expect them to beat the American team. Their own coach Cassidy said, “In light of the time they’ve been curling, they’re very good. But when you have somebody who’s been curling for a year against a team that’s very experienced, it’s going to show.”
For Mello, the outcome is not very important. “We are not really thinking much about that,” he said. “What we really want is to help introduce Brazil in the curling world.”
[IHT]
30
Jan
09
Cashing In on Immortality
Make one incredible catch in the playoffs and you’re a legend forever. Franco Harris, the man behind the “immaculate reception” had a productive Hall of Fame career, but it is that one catch in the playoff game against the Raiders that has led to sports immortality.
This wouldn’t be America if that immortality wasn’t used to sell some shit to you. So, to coincide with the Steelers return to the Super Bowl, Harris is releasing a line of furniture, called the “Immaculate Collection.”
The first piece in the collection is a “generously proportioned” chair designed by Helen Hoey, a highly renowned designer. The first run will be for 500 of the chairs, each numbered and autographed by Harris AND Hoey. Because getting a football Hall of Famer’s signature is one thing, but a furniture designer’s signature? THAT is valuable!
29
Jan
09
Manny Gets a Two Year Offer!
The Worcester Tornadoes of the Can-Am Baseball league have officially offered Manny Ramirez a 2 year contract and are awaiting word from Scott Boras as to if Manny’ll accept it or not.
“I feel Manny would really enjoy playing in Worcester and hitting in our ballpark. Although I would be concerned about the cars traveling on I-290 during his at bats, it’s a risk worth taking,” said General Manager, Jorg Bassiacos.
Everything is in place for the Tornadoes to handle the circus that Manny attracts, manager Rich Gedman, a long-time major leaguer himself is well used to the media crush and should be helpful to Manny. Not only that, playing in Worcester would bring Manny back to the Massachusetts area so he can reunite with the fans he alienated when he forced his way off the Red Sox. The offer, 2 years for $24,000, is the highest offer possible with the salary-cap structure of the Can-Am league and would place Manny in the upper echelon of salaries with other veterans in the league.
I think this is the mystery team Boras always talks about!
29
Jan
09
What Recession?
Edgerrin James missed out on winning a Super Bowl with the Colts, somehow, right after he left they won; so, to celebrate his being in the game this year, he went out and bought himself a new Lamborghini for his time in Tampa. Makes sense to me!
At first people around Tampa were saying that Edge just rented the car for the week, something he found laughable and ridiculous.
“Cash, straight out the door!” Edge told Darren Urban of AzCardinals.com.
If that weren’t classic enough Urban overheard James telling teammates “Hey, Urb wanted to know if I rented! I only rent tents and bouncehouses.”
I love bounce houses! Edge, call me next time you have a party!
[Fanster via AzCardinals.com]
29
Jan
09
Roger Clemens’ Balls of Fury
So everyone is harping on Joe Torre’s book and that Yankee players called Alex Rodriguez, A-Fraud to which I have only this to say, “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRING.” However, lost amid the hubbub was this bit of reporting that Tom Verducci, Torre’s co-writer, dug up about Roger Clemens.
It seems that Clemens’ had quite the pre-game ritual. For example, before game 2 of the 2000 World Series, Clemens would get into the hot tub at the hottest temperature possible, coming out looking like a lobster. Then it gets weird.
Then [Yankees trainer Steve] Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.
“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”
Uh.
Um…
Roge, you made another man rub liniment on your balls before you pitched? No wonder he was so pumped for the game. It wasn’t steroids it was just his testicles being on fire!
I’m actually just impressed that the trainer was able to FIND Clemens’ tiny balls enough to rub ointment on them in the first place.
I have to imagine that the first time Clemens approached the trainer asking him to rub ben-gay on Clemens’ balls was quite the banner moment for that trainer…
[Fan IQ]
29
Jan
09
MMM…Bacon Wall…
This has been making the rounds today, and rightly so, because it is freaking awesome. I hope the Super Bowl festivities I attend at LEAST have something this extravagant. However, I feel confident that just looking at this gives you diabetes.
I just hope the security people are paying attention, those Cheeto’s in the end zone look like they might start getting out of hand. And in case you were thinking of making this yourself, here’s the full list of ingredients:
Ingredients:The Field:1 Pound of Guacamole15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field LinesThe Players:15 Vienna SausagesHelmets – 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar CheeseThe Goal Posts:1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)The Stands:58 Twinkies1 Pound of Bacon1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos1 Bag of Cheetos1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips1 Bag of Chex MixThe Blimp:20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn’t optional. Go buy one.)TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285TOTAL COST: $86.47
28
Jan
09
That’s Some Neat Footwork There
St. Louis fans are always complimented on being among the nicest fans in baseball, well-informed and passionate about their Cardinals they are also just good ol’ midwesterners and want to make sure you’re having a pleasant day. Unless of course you’re a Cubs fan. Even in January, with 2 weeks until pitchers and catchers report the fans passions remain inflamed, for example, here is a photo of the Cardinals’ stadium parking lot.
27
Jan
09
He Really is Superman
27
Jan
09
PETA Gets Shot Down
The No-Fun-League or NFL has once more reared their ugly head, although, I can’t be too upset because this time it against a group I strongly dislike, PETA. Having produced a new tv spot, the People for Wasting Everyone’s Time with Inane Bullshit and who Dislike Actual People were informed by NBC that their advertisement wasn’t acceptable and would NOT be run during the Super Bowl.
Oh well.
The ad itself is semi-racy–what IS that girl going to do with the broccoli?–but not necessarily TOO racy for tv, but then, any time PETA loses we all win so…
Also, I want to see these studies about vegetarian sex, I need to see some hard data.
Hard.
27
Jan
09
You Got Faaaaaaaaat
Well, this is just an EXCELLENT use of resources. Finally, AOL’s FanHouse is doing something truly worthwhile, a slideshow of athletes who got fat!
YES!
I love it. Although, I will admit, comparing someone in their 40s to their 20 year old self probably isn’t fair, but hey, look at how big Tony Gwynn got! Click the picture for the full slideshow. Enjoy!
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