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Jun
09

The Worst Hat in America


It’s bad enough to go to a sports stadium like Fenway Park and see loads of pink hats fans — both literally and figuratively — around, but this latest hat offering from the Boston Red Sox is simply abysmal. I don’t care that this is being marketed for kids, it’s absolutely terrible.

Introducing, the one item that all of America has been clamoring for, a pink Red Sox hat that has scratch and sniff parts that smell like watermelon.

At last!

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This is the worst.

[MLB via Boston Dirt Dogs]


9 Responses to “The Worst Hat in America”


  1. 1 shatraw
    June 2, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    whatever if that smelled like wobs you’d be all over it.

    wobs=bacon.

  2. 2 the sister
    June 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    O.M.F.G.

    worst hat in the universe, not just America.

  3. 3 southerner
    June 3, 2009 at 11:14 am

    I wear it if it was a Phillies hat…

  4. 4 shatraw
    June 3, 2009 at 11:38 am

    if it were a phillies hat, it’d smell like a big, fat dump.

    • June 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm

  5. 6 shatraw
    June 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    part of me hopes that in the secret history of a friendship, one of you (youppi?) confiscated and destroyed that hat.

    anyway, that was 6 years ago. college was a crazy time. i was really into experimenting.

  6. 7 youppi
    June 4, 2009 at 11:39 am

    not I. I think you probably got tired of it and were like “here ya go, just take it” to someone.

    that is a great picture, are there more from that spring break that I don’t remember?

    slanch, you love my hat…

  7. 8 youppi
    June 4, 2009 at 11:40 am

    also, “pirate’s hot daughter” was about 10 rows away from that picture…

    • June 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm

      we’ll find her someday.

      someday!


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