20
May
09

Mario Lopez Fabulously Throws out First Pitch


I’m not going to say Mario Lopez looks like he throws like a girl because that would demean AC Slater, from whom I learned much of how to approach the world. I’d say 90% of my social interactions and understandings about life are guided by or from episodes of Saved by the Bell. Besides I don’t need to SAY he throws like a girl, just look at the photographic evidence. Interesting side note, once, while playing catch in the backyard with my Dad, my sister came out and threw the ball to me, I told her she threw like a girl; she took it well, she beat me up later.

Also, peep the left wrist in the third photo in the gallery, I’m just saying…

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I also really enjoy the picture of him batting where the ball is clearly already passed him.

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1 Response to “Mario Lopez Fabulously Throws out First Pitch”


  1. 1 Mattraw
    May 20, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    I wonder if this is Lasorda’s way of making up for disowning his gay son.


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