And for good measure, to show the joy of the NBA, here’s LeBron ripping a fart at Anderson Varejao. I’m sorry, say it’s crass, a good fart brings a smile to everyone’s face. Look at how happy it makes LeBron!
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YES. this is money in the bank. i bet michael jordan never farted on bill paxson! i also guarantee that dennis rodman consistently farted on steve kerr’s nose when he was asleep on the plane.
Rodman probably had a fart checklist and made sure to get all his teammates, coaches, trainers, and assistants by the end of each season. His favorite was clearly when he’d catch Phil Jackson meditating, sneak up behind him, and squeeze a load of anal breeze into Phil’s deep-breathing zone. Extra wind-sprints be damned!