29
Aug
08

Finally College Football is Back!


Oh wait, did I say finally? I meant who gives a crap. When will people get it that college sports are inherently lame. Inherently boring, inherently crappy. Tell me, why do I want to watch a bunch of kids who are going to become insurance salesman play a game when I could watch professionals instead. What is the fun in that? Ever notice how in every sport when the college kids turn pro they all talk about the how the game speeds up, how the players are better and the competition harder? That’s because the pro players and the pro game ARE BETTER. So why bother watching Appalachian State play Akron? Who gives a flying fuck. The only excuse you ever have to watch college sports is if you went to the school that is playing the game. I’ll allow college loyalty, otherwise, you’re a tool. If you didn’t go to Michigan but you watch all their football games, please head to the nearest doctor or dentist office and sterilize yourself at the X-ray machine for the betterment of our society.

College sports are the most useless possible thing. So stop showing them on ESPN, stop talking about them in the newspapers and stop pretending like they are even good games, they aren’t! The reason they use those spread offenses and run-and-gun is because the defenses are terrible, the QBs suck and the only way anyone can do anything is to huck it up there and pray. I would rather watch EVERY SINGLE Arizona Cardinals game, or suffer through a season only watching the Dolphins play because even they are better than the best of the college teams.

God, I HATE college sports!


1 Response to “Finally College Football is Back!”


  1. August 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    thank you slanch. finally, someone agrees with me on this crap. watching college football is insanely futile; so many games, a completely bullshit bowl game pick system (what in the flying fuck does a team’s popularity have to do with overall skill?), and of course, college football offers a haven to the meatheads and jocks who make our general society such a mindfuck to grow up in. fuck college sports.

    on the other side of the coin, ultimate frisbee is the worst when it calls itself a sport. better when considered a recreational activity.


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