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Jun
09

John Sterling Wins the Douche of the Year Award and It’s Only June


That’s in large part thanks to his home run call last night when John Sterling — often referred to as “The Voice of the Yankees” who has called every game since 1989 — starts using his stupid and annoying catchphrase for A-Rod even though it was Hideki Matsui who hit the home run. It’s no big deal though, I’m sure Matsui was PSYCHED to have an A-Bomb attached to his accomplishments. In fact, the Japanese LOVE A-bombs right?

[Deadspin]


4 Responses to “John Sterling Wins the Douche of the Year Award and It’s Only June”


  1. 1 the sister
    June 4, 2009 at 10:07 am

    nice. 🙂

  2. 2 shatraw
    June 4, 2009 at 10:23 am

    john sterling had this award on lock since january.

    in fact, he’s already favored to win again in 2010, 2011 and 2013. (joe morgan has promised us that 2012 will be “his year”)

  3. 3 Mattraw
    June 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Hey, when you call a lot of home runs for a 1st place team, these things happen.

    Here’s a fun fact: did you know if you took the total # of HR hit by David Ortiz and David Wright and DOUBLED it, you’d have the same total as just ONE Hideki Matsui! Whatta bargain!

  4. 4 randyjohnsonstall
    November 29, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Why is john sterling allowed to continue living.


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