Yesterday the Minnesota Twins flat out DEMOLISHED the Chicago White Sox 20-1. The prime culprits for the White Sox were the first three pitchers they put out there, Bartolo Colon (2 IP, 8 R, 7 1 ER) , Lance Broadway (3.1 IP, 6 R, 5 ER), and Jimmy Gobble (1 IP, 6 R, 6 ER). Yikes. That’s what we call epic failure.
Look at those names in a row, Colon Broadway Gobble. Tell me that doesn’t sound like an Off-Broadway avant garde show wherein two guys spend times inserting bananas into each other and then eating them.
The Slanch Report 
actually, colon only allowed 1 earned run. insane, right?
that guy is both fat and terrible.
oops!
Oh, that’s just so wrong. And funny.
Thanks for helping me see the bright side (yeah &*&$ing right) to the beating yesterday.