22
May
09

Colon Broadway Gobble


ColonBroadwayGobble copyYesterday the Minnesota Twins flat out DEMOLISHED the Chicago White Sox 20-1. The prime culprits for the White Sox were the first three pitchers they put out there, Bartolo Colon (2 IP, 8 R, 7 1 ER) , Lance Broadway  (3.1 IP, 6 R, 5 ER), and Jimmy Gobble (1 IP, 6 R, 6 ER). Yikes. That’s what we call epic failure.

Look at those names in a row, Colon Broadway Gobble. Tell me that doesn’t sound like an Off-Broadway avant garde show wherein two guys spend times inserting bananas into each other and then eating them.


3 Responses to “Colon Broadway Gobble”


  1. May 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    actually, colon only allowed 1 earned run. insane, right?

    that guy is both fat and terrible.

    • May 22, 2009 at 1:07 pm

      oops!

  2. 3 gretchenarchangel
    May 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Oh, that’s just so wrong. And funny.

    Thanks for helping me see the bright side (yeah &*&$ing right) to the beating yesterday.


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