24
Oct
08

Stephanie Rice Has Poor Taste in Men


I get that elsewhere in the world Big Brother is actually a well-watched and liked show, I don’t understand WHY, but that’s another story. What’s true everywhere though is that the people on the show should never EVER be considered celebrities. Even more true, the people on the show should never be allowed to be mentioned, even in just a rumor, as a possible love connection with Australian swimmer/hottie Stephanie Rice. So it is with much chagrin that I saw the story that Rice and some toolsy Aussie Big Brother guy, named Ed Cherry (fake name right?) have been spotted around town on dates, kissing and cuddling in facebook photos and partying backstage at the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice awards. First off, I didn’t even know you were allowed to party at the Nickelodeon awards shows, let alone that they’d have like copious amounts of liquor, then again, if I had to do such a humiliating type award show I’d probably need to be hammered too. Secondly, stay away reality TV boy, I obviously haven’t seen the show, but you shouldn’t be famous or known, please fade back into obscurity immediately. And leave Stephanie alone. Also, Stephanie, who wants a lame ass fake reality TV guy, even if he is a surfer dude when you can have a sports blogger? I mean right?


2 Responses to “Stephanie Rice Has Poor Taste in Men”


  1. 1 calexander13
    October 24, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    she’s. not. that. attractive.

    there. i said it. it’s been on the tip of my tongue since this obsession of yours began, slanch. skinny? yes. brunette? yes. nice smile. sure. weird nose. yup.

    nose trumps it.

  2. October 24, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    i dare you to look at these photos at NOT say she’s hot

    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=stephanie+rice+davenport&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

    weird nose? sure, but its got character and makes her more interesting

    she wants me

    dont hate


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