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Apr
08

Someone REALLY Liked the Squid and the Whale (UPDATED)


Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle who thought masturbating in the library would bring him the ladies is denying that that is what he was doing.

Pringle explained simply that he has “a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants. Why would I need to masturbate? This is how I chill, ma’am.”

Among his other good moments in his police interview was when he denied even having been in the library and then “remembered” he had been there and talked with the young lady in question.

According to her, he initially sat down on her study table and asked if she wanted to buy some “hand-lotion” that he was selling for the basketball team. Smooth dude, VERY smooth. Now that’s a line that will easily win the ladies over!

Hearing the sound of flesh slapping against flesh, the lady in question answered her cell phone and went to leave the area and escape him. When she came back he was tying his pants back up and rubbing his hands together like “he had put lotion on them.”

Classy!


7 Responses to “Someone REALLY Liked the Squid and the Whale (UPDATED)”


  1. 2 jessica
    January 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    i know stanley pringle and i really dont believe he would be masturbating in the library

  2. 3 the roomate
    January 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    jessica,

    nobody thinks that someone next to them will whip it out and start hand-pumping, yet it happens in libraries and subway cars every day. ask stanley about it and see how he reacts…

  3. 4 steve
    March 21, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    well. it seems like he actually might have a habit. i know this guy Jonas and he ALWAYS ends up just putting his hand down his pants out of nowhere. i think its a habit that he might have developed as a child.

  4. 5 anonomous
    April 6, 2009 at 9:46 am

    thats sooooo sexy…thats wat i do in my library every day!! AND IT FEELS GOOD

  5. 6 dumb ass
    October 1, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    aa…what do you do wid your hands in ur pants ??

  6. 7 myummers
    October 1, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    masturbation is healthy therefore i am a fan of stanley pringle now.


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