Yankees outfielder Hideki Matsui annouced his marriage today at a press conference, his wife didn’t show up so he did the apparently next best thing, by drawing a picture and holding it up next to him. Supposedly his new wife is a 25 year old woman, but I think it is just as likely she is a graphic novel character. That honeymoon is going to be epic. I for one do not want to be vacationing anywhere near it…
From AM NY
The Slanch Report 
Slanch, you left out this beautiful tid bit that will let you rest easy, knowing Matsui made his decision based solely on his heart of hearts.
“When asked if he got married just to win the bet, Matsui laughed and said “Maybe.”
Fun.