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18
Nov
09

Kid Sues School Over Dodgeball Mishap

One summer at camp we were playing dodgeball, campers vs. counselors; it being a sports camp nearly everyone was very athletic– or at least as athletic as teenage Jews can be (with me as an obvious exception) — especially the counselors. With great glee I ran towards a loose ball anxious to make my mark in the game.

Unbeknownst to me, one of the biggest, strongest counselors was arming himself as well. I cocked my arm back, ready to throw and BOOM! Volleyball directly to the face. I fell to the ground, unconscious before I even hit the floor. It. Was. Awesome. To this day it remains one of my proudest moments and something I remember fondly. Sure, it hurt at the moment, but I wore it like a badge of honor.

Shane Reese, a 12-year-old was handed a soccer ball during gym class last December and told to go play dodgeball. Because of some recent bridgework, he was sitting on the sidelines not even playing. By the end of the period though, he was left bruised in the face and missing several teeth.

His school has since offered his family a $20,000 settlement, a Bronx Supreme Court judge will hear arguments and decide whether that settlement is sufficient or if the family is entitled to more.

Someone should tell the parents that their little snowflake is going to get injured sometimes; he’s a kid, it happens, and that they can’t just willy-nilly sue everyone around them. He’s a kid, not your way to get rich.

[NY Daily News]

18
Nov
09

“This is the Second Best Day of My Life”

One second Stuart Tinner was sitting in the stands watching the St. Albans, UK-based Saracens rugby club against South Africa at London’s famed Wembley Stadium, and the next he’s won $420,000 and everything in his life changes.

The 24-year-old who plays a bit of rugby for a local club team was one of three fans who sent a text message to an in-stadium promotion; if any of the three could hit the crossbar of the uprights from 30 meters away they’d walk away with £250,000. Standing only in his socks, with just once chance, Tinner boots the ball and NAILS the crossbar dead-on.

“I guess I just kicked it as hard as I could and I don’t really believe what happened.”

After the game Tinner joined some of the Saracens for some drinks, still amazed at the complete turn his life had taken, after speaking with his parents he said he intended to buy an apartment and a car but otherwise intended to live his normal life.

Tinner acknowledged that this was a truly momentous occasion in his life; “This is the second best day of my life – the best was when I lost my virginity.”

[Sky News]

18
Nov
09

DJ Shows Up in Brown-Face to Sammy Sosa’s Birthday

Sammy Sosa has no sense of humor; or at least that’s what Enrique Santos — a radio DJ and the self-declared King of All Spanglish Media — claims after he was unceremoniously banned from Sosa’s birthday party before he even made it through the doors for showing up in brown-face. Santos arrived looking as though he’d perhaps put a bit too much bronzer on his face, and despite being an invited guest to the party, a publicist came up to Santos and told him “You can’t make fun of [Sosa],” referring to the embarrassing photo of Sosa where he seems to have been bleaching his skin, before kicking Santos to the curb.

“I’m currently using a cream which has darkened my complexion,” Santos tongue-in-cheek told her, “Ironically, Sammy is going through the same process, but the cream he is using is making him white.”

The publicist was not amused, “I explained to her that it was a special cream I was using that darkened my face and then I asked her, ‘How many women in here are wearing makeup?” but she wasn’t having it. Was I not white enough for Sammy’s party or have the millions gotten to his head–I mean skin?”

[Enrique Sosa]

16
Nov
09

Kite Surfers Jump 30 Foot Pier

Kite Surfing JumpWith winds gusting over 40 MPH and two friends helping on the beach, Jake Scrace and Lewis Crathern, 25 and 24 respectively took a leap 3 years in the making, jumping over the pier in Worthing, England.

Scrace, who works as a carpenter and Crathern, who is a professional kite surfer have a combined 16 years of experience in the sport which led them to believing they could actually make the jump. Being confident didn’t make their stunt any less scary though.

“It was probably the most terrifying thing I’ve ever built up to,” said Scrace.

“We were practising down the road and we were pretty confident we were going to do it but as soon as we got nearer the pier it was quite hard.”

The pier, originally built in 1862 is 30 feet wide and presented quite the challenge for the two kite surfers. When asked to describe the jump Crathern summed it up  in one word;  “epic”.

“It was everything I’ve lived for – amazing,” he said.

[BBC]

13
Nov
09

Finally a Shake Weight for Dudes!

You’ve probably seen the ads for the Shake Weight elsewhere, the bizarrely hypnotic exercise equipment seems to resemble much more a sexual aid than a workout aid, but hey, I’m no physical therapist, what do I know.

I do know that, having worked at a men’s muscle magazine that those serve as nothing but soft-core porn for closeted straight men and that the actors in this ad are the EXACT same type of models as those magazines use.

Because the video autostarts, I’ve put it below the jump, so click the link and check out the greatest thing to happen to muscle-building since eating stem cells was banned.

Continue reading ‘Finally a Shake Weight for Dudes!’

13
Nov
09

Reporter Eats His Own Words — Literally, With Salsa

In the world of sports columnists you’re more likely to find them admit to wearing ladies panties before they’d admit they were ever wrong about sports. However, Chicago Tribune columnist Rick Morrissey did just that the other day at a Chicago Bulls practice.

Bringing with him a 3-year-old column he wrote and a jar of salsa, Morrissey literally ATE HIS WORDS. In the column, which he wrote following the Bulls selection of Joakim Noah in the 2007 NBA Draft, Morrissey said that if Noah became a useful player within 3 years he’d eat his words. Owning up to it, Morrissey arrived at the practice to do just that, fortunately, there were television cameras nearby to capture the moment. Mmmm, newsprint!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

[Not Qualified to Comment]

13
Nov
09

San Dimas Football High RULES!

Bill and TedI’m late to this story but it is simply too important to ignore; the San Dimas High School football team is CRUSHING the competition. Currently sitting 8-1, the Saints have outscored their opponents 343-91 with 4 shutouts, including 3 in a row.

This past week they took on the Northview Vikings, who scored a season high 24 points against San Dimas. That simply wasn’t enough though as the Saints rushed for 313 yards proving once more the prescience of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure; San Dimas Football DOES rule.

Be excellent to each other.

And, PARTY ON DUDES!

[San Gabriel Valley Tribune]

13
Nov
09

I Did It! I Did It!

When good things happen you want to celebrate, it’s only natural; if you score a strike, seemingly unexpectedly you wouldn’t be wrong in wanting to jump up and down in excitement. This young lady unfortunately (for her, for us it’s very fortuitous) doesn’t count on the oil used on the bowling lanes interfering with her elation.

12
Nov
09

Why I Don’t Drag Race Any Longer

Now you might say I no longer drag race because I live in Brooklyn and having a car is unnecessary but I say it’s because I didn’t want to die like this. I love drag racing. There were many times when I was at a red light, next to some tiny-d mid-life crisis Porsche-driver and my Corolla would straight up BURN them. They knew we were racing; I gave them the revving engine signal, they just couldn’t hang.

John Bartunek of East Pearl, NY had the fastest qualifying time of 6.123 but his ride ended in near-disaster when he had some tire-shaking that led to his ’68 Camaro flying into the air and ultimately coming to rest burning against the guard rail.

“It was a nice, clean run. It was pretty much business as usual,” Bartunkek said after he emerged unharmed from the car.

“Maybe one of our ‘chutes got under the wheelie bar.” After that, he said, it was “just smoke and fire. You just hang on and hope it stops soon,” Bartunek said, “But Jerry Haas builds an awesome car. We’ll be back.”

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Fast forward the video to the 1:57 mark for the good stuff.

[Competition Plus]

12
Nov
09

Playboy Enters the Yoga Market with Educational Videos

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In 2007 Playboy crowned Sarah Jean Underwood as their Playmate of the Year; fast forward to today and she and Playboy are once more joining forces in one of the smartest business pairings of all time, yoga training tapes. The talent and beauty of Ms. Underwood, combined with the many benefits of yoga is sure to sell plenty of tapes. From the clips it appears that Underwood is clad in clothes, a rarity one would think in a Playboy produced film but, so it goes. I’m not sure that I’d WANT to see nude yoga, but then, I’m the adventurous type, might as try everything once…

What you can be sure of though is that her enthusiasm about yoga, (and her super-cute good looks) will lead to a financial bonanza for a magazine that has seen its profits drastically shrink thanks to the Internet.

[Brahsome]

10
Nov
09

Rollout (My Business)

I never knew wheelbarrow races could be so entertaining or exciting! I don’t know how long these two spent practicing this move but it was well worth it. This HAS to get them laid right?

[With Leather]

10
Nov
09

Joe Montana Puts His House on the Market

ba-Coldwell_Bank_0500823139If you have a spare $49 million lying around you wouldn’t do a disservice to yourself if you were to buy Joe Montana’s sprawling Sonoma County estate. The 500 acre property includes a 9,700 square foot Tuscan-style home, equestrian facilities, skeet shooting range, gym, pool and spa. Sounds nice!

Add in that you can say you’ve been naked where Joe Montana has and I’m sold. Do you think I can get a bank loan in this economy for this property? Sigh. I miss the heady days of 2004.

If the property sells at the listed price it would set a record for the area.

[AP]




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