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Aug
09

Danny Granger IS Batman


340x24a2ca9ejc9Danny Granger is a middling NBA player toiling away on the Indiana Pacers. However, he’s more than just a basketball player; he’s also a huge fan of the superhero genre and in particular Batman. Being a young millionaire has some perks; at his home in New Mexico Granger is building a real-life Batcave.

He’s recently hit a small snag with the state’s building codes, but it isn’t enough to stop the project, tentatively expected to be liveable in a year or 2. The Batcave will include a garage and a surrounding moat 

“He likes to dabble in different things,” says his agent, Mark Bartelstein.

This is awesome, the only issue I have is that only Batman can build a Batcave, so either Granger IS Batman, in which case he TOTALLY just blew his secret identity, or he’s a poseur. Which is it Danny?

[WSJ via Sports by Brooks]


2 Responses to “Danny Granger IS Batman”


  1. September 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Middling? What about Granger’s play last season (25.7 ppg) was middling besides the team he was playing on? Before he went down with a knee injury, he was in the MVP talks. I know you don’t care about the NBA, but he’s really freaking good.

    • September 2, 2009 at 10:55 am

      I mainly say middling because I was really sad when the Pacers drafted Granger right before the Celtics’ pick and they were forced to take Gerald Green instead. Therefore, I need to tell myself that Granger is no good or else I won’t be able to sleep at night.


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