30
Jul
09

I Have GOT to Get Rich


article-1203217-05E4694B000005DC-747_224x600article-1203217-05E4693B000005DC-973_224x600Flavio Briator is a 59 year old Italian billionaire who made much of his money from the franchising of Benneton stores spends much of his time these days involved in various sports. He is the managing director of Renault F1 racing and also is part owner of the Queen’s Park Rangers, a London-based soccer team that just missed on promotion to the Premier League last season.

He also looks like this (left). Last year he married 29 year old Elisabetta Gregoraci. She looks like this (right). He must be really funny. Or you know, crazy rich.

Sigh. I bet being a billionaire is pretty fun.

[Daily Mail]


3 Responses to “I Have GOT to Get Rich”


  1. 1 herestheproblem
    July 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Oh, I’m sure he’s just really fertile. Hot women are so turned on by a good sperm count.

  2. 2 The Roomate
    July 31, 2009 at 11:34 am

    How did she land such a hunk? Also, he’s probably rich b/c he saves so much money never having to buy sleeves for his shirts.

  3. August 11, 2009 at 12:17 am

    I sincerely do not envy Elisabetta Gregoraci, she is beautiful, but he did not follow along. He does not deserve such happiness.


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