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May
09

Patriots Draft New Player With Direct Line to the Ever-After


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Over the weekend Gillette Stadium, normally home to the New England Patriots held a different kind of visitor, the Dalai Lama who was in town to speak about Tibetan Buddhism, peace and happiness. A rapt crowd of nearly 16,000 enthusiastically greeted the exiled Buddhist leader although the loudest cheers were reserved for when he put on his brand-new red Patriots hat, a gift from Patriots owner Bob Kraft.

No word how the 74 year old fares in a three-point stance but he looks to me like a strong outside rusher.

[Boston Globe]


1 Response to “Patriots Draft New Player With Direct Line to the Ever-After”


  1. the sister's avatar 1 the sister
    May 4, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    fucking awesome headline.


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