I never played lacrosse because that’s the same time as the tennis season, and later, the same as my high school musicals, so I never put on the pads and had a go. I’m still tough though, like the other day, I got a paper cut and I only cried for like 10 minutes. So there!
Anyways, this video is pretty hilarious, this kid gets KNOCKED OUT and it’s pretty awesome. Mostly because it isn’t me.
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Umm. Is it just me or is that guy grabbing his ass?
Right. I’m the asshole who didn’t read the video title.
I still find that shocking. This is NOT football.
Slanch – you’re lucky that doesn’t happen to you more often…
He wears his lax pads around the apt. just in case… though it didn’t help that guy.
was that a threat youppi?