26
Jan
09

A Goalie You Want to Score WITH


tara_wheeler_lshhThe Miss America pageant must have fallen on hard times, it was on this weekend, not that anyone would notice since it was only broadcast on TLC. Among the women competing was Tara Wheeler, 24, Miss Virginia, who did not place particularly well in the overall event but, as the girl’s all kept saying throughout the broadcast, “We’re all winners!” So she has that going for her.

Among the other things Wheeler has going is that she is a pretty damned good hockey goalie, formerly playing for the Penn State women’s hockey team. She hasn’t had time since becoming Miss Virginia to get back on the ice full-time, but she has taken part in some charity shoot-off events, including one with the Washington Capitals. Thanks to the charity events, there is this hilarious quote, which taken out of context makes me laugh very much.

The guys at Virginia Tech, they went all-out on me and that was a lot of fun. But I see that I put these guys in a really rough spot because if they try to score on me, then it looks like they’re trying to get less money raised for charity and they don’t to be the jerk that hurts Miss Virginia. But if they try really hard to score on me and I block it, then they’re going to be embarrassed. But they’ve all been really excited to get on the ice with me…

Sounds hot!

[Fox Sports]

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2 Responses to “A Goalie You Want to Score WITH”


  1. 1 southerner
    January 26, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    See? Virginia is a wonderful and progressive state…

  2. 2 shatraw
    January 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    progressive? i’ll say! i didn’t even reckon they had hockey


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