24
Nov
08

What a Nice Car, For Me to Poop ON!


New Orleans Saints owner Tom Benson owns multiple car dealerships when he isn’t paying the bills for the team. As one way to sell some more cars, every year he parks a bunch of cars outside the team’s facility in the hope that some of the players and employees will buy a new set of wheels. The players apparently don’t appreciate this, particularly since he doesn’t cut them much of a deal. Which, I suppose is sort of fair, except that any professional football player can afford to buy a car without much of any concern about their checkbook. In order to express their displeasure, “more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.”

That’s right, the players POOPED on the cars! Wow. Just imagine the process for that, you need to get a buddy, then, you and said buddy load up and head out to the parking lot, then just casually drop trou and poop on some new cars. Or as I like to call it, Thursday.

[Pro Football Talk via Fan IQ]


3 Responses to “What a Nice Car, For Me to Poop ON!”


  1. 1 The Other Sister
    November 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Wow. Nicely put. You even made “the Sister” cackle.

  2. 2 myummers
    November 26, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    odd, i didn’t know human shit could look so small and whitish.

  3. November 26, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    it’s what is called a “representational image,” depicting the subject I was referring to while not being from the actual event as there weren’t any available photos. Please excuse my taking license. On my blog.

    Narc.


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