Posts Tagged ‘Tom Benson

24
Nov
08

What a Nice Car, For Me to Poop ON!

New Orleans Saints owner Tom Benson owns multiple car dealerships when he isn’t paying the bills for the team. As one way to sell some more cars, every year he parks a bunch of cars outside the team’s facility in the hope that some of the players and employees will buy a new set of wheels. The players apparently don’t appreciate this, particularly since he doesn’t cut them much of a deal. Which, I suppose is sort of fair, except that any professional football player can afford to buy a car without much of any concern about their checkbook. In order to express their displeasure, “more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.”

That’s right, the players POOPED on the cars! Wow. Just imagine the process for that, you need to get a buddy, then, you and said buddy load up and head out to the parking lot, then just casually drop trou and poop on some new cars. Or as I like to call it, Thursday.

[Pro Football Talk via Fan IQ]




Follow The Slanch Report

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 19 other followers

Sign Our Petition!

The Slanch Report has started an online petition asking the MLB Network to air the Dock Ellis no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres. The moment was a seminal piece of baseball history and is certainly worthy of being rerun.

Please join us in this cause and sign the petition below so we can all share in this special and fantastic moment of baseball history. THANKS!
SIGN THE PETITION HERE! AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND PASS THIS ALONG!

July 2019
M T W T F S S
« Jan    
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031  

Categories