“Hey man, wanna go to the Yankees game against the Padres with me?”
“Definitely! Hey you know what will make us totally awesome and show everyone how much we care about baseball?”
“Bring an American flag to aimlessly hold when they do ‘God Bless America’!”
“You read my mind! Lemme just change into my lucky pot leaf shirt and I’ll be good to go.”
“I love weed!”
“Where are we going again?”
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the best part is the guy in front of the flag is making the same observation.
then he’s wondering if he can hook it up.
go america!
That’s an agave plant you inbred twatstain.
what are you, MLH, a botanist?
eat a dick and let a stoner have a laugh, you fucking tequila guzzling douchenozzle.
If its an agave, then why is he wearing a necklace with one of Jerry Garcia’s kidney stones? HMMMMMM?
This blog has started to attract intellectuals. Yesterday it was masters of linguistics and today botany. Fun.
IT’S AN AGAVE PLANT, NICE TRY
9 points. thats just some clip art. pot leaves haev 5 plus those little 2 on the bottom. good detective work there, slanch report.
He is actually wearing a hemp activist group shirt.
So let me get this clear Shatraw guzzles tequila from a douchenozzle that’s been used on an inbred twatstain and the roommate cleared it all up with a random comment about the only person he/she could think of that smokes weed. I would of preferred Cheech but whatever. Funny article even though obviously not even close to a pot leaf. That might as well be a sunflower. And as far as I am concerned that D-bag holding the flag is most likely at a monster truck or Nascar race.
WEED WILL SET YOU FREE — BUT IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA THEN YOU WILL NOT BE FREE IF YOU SMOKE THE WEED —
And if it is an agave plant then he should be ashamed….
smoke weed — stay happy — food tastes better especially for those crappy hotdogs at yankee stadium — you almost need to be stoned to stomach one…
It’s actually an exploding computer monitor with the words… “Death to snarky blog commentators”
“9 points. thats just some clip art. pot leaves haev 5 plus those little 2 on the bottom. good detective work there, slanch report.”
Having seen the miracles of weed in action, I can guarantee this, they can have more than 5 leaves, 5 leaves is just typical. 7, 9, ++ – but that guys shirt is an agave leaf, either way.
Come on… The logo on the shirt is a thousand times smaller than the flag he’s waving…
Saying this guy love pot more than America is like saying Michelle Obama was never proud of her country when she says “for the first time in my life I’m REALLY proud of my country.”
Isn’t the qualifier or the relative emphasis more important?
(heh)
That is agave, probably has a big tequila bottle on the back, not a bong…
Boring. Even if it was a pot leaf shirt, in America, we are free to have discourse, free to attempt to change laws which are silly and dangerous, created out of greed, weakness, racism and immaturity. If people full realized how much it works as a pain killer and how it works on people with terminal illness to help them have a more satisfying life, cannabis would be legal hopefully. “Oh there’s a guy smoking weed, he must be a worthless human being with no aspirations whatsoever.” Nevermind the 50 thousand other fools at that game, drinking overpriced beer while they are drowning in credit card debts. those people must be productive because you know, they aren’t wearing pot leaves.
Hell, half the people in the stadium have a cup of beer in their hands, and nobody gets all uptight about that.
I don’t understand why people seem to believe that loving america or weed is a mutally exclusive thing. I merely find it amusing that this guy who brought a flag to the game (possibly the lamest thing possible, much lamer than a grown man bringing a glove to the game, after all, at least a glove can catch a ball, why bring a flag for at most 2 minutes of usage?) was also wearing a pot leaf shirt,
relax everyone
weed is fun!
Hey it’s green and pointy and stuff. It must be pot. Or slance is the one who needs to lay off the bong.
I also would like to point out that one cup of crappy miller lite at a ballpark can get you a dime of uhh “agave” that will achieve a greater experience.
i really have no idea whats going on.
agave? look, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a potleaf or not, it is nearly universally recognized as a representative potleaf. somewhat like all tissues being kleenex. or dumb people using irregardless. sure, it’s not a word, but people still use it and we know what they’re trying to say.
slance, please don’t lay off the bong.
(nod), 9/11_was_an_inside_job
p.s. i luv u allison stokke. LUV.
Boy, I can’t wait for blogs to finally smother the MSM in its sleep! I mean, the accuracy and fact-checking is going to be SO awesome!
myummers: and to think that until I read your post I thought that shatraw was going to be the biggest idiot of the commenters. 5 tiny blurry green leaves aren’t “universally recognized” as anything except as simply 5 leaves unless the observer has an extra chromosome, like yourself. Or are you the type that if you saw the leaves on a palm tree you would think that was pot as well?
5 + the color green + general leaf shape = could be almost anything but in this case it was easily recognizable as agave, even though it was small and blurry.
NOT a pot leaf. You people are douchenozzles. And so is the idiot holding the flag.
and to think until i read your post i thought henry holland was the most giant-est tool i’d ever seen on a blog response board.
i bet you love swastikas since they’re not really nazi symbols.
hey eric, i’m bet that the last book you read was “written” by a celebrity. and that you found valuable life lessons within.
eat a dick/some agave/a pot brown/a pine cone, you fuckface.
Well. Let us consider that the constitution was written on hemp. Both Jefferson and Washington were fond of weed. And more people are in jail for the crime of selling/using pot than the true offenders out and about?
This guy is one true blue American! Smoke up dude. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
I just spit out my drink…I don’t know what’s funnier, this post or the comments!
Um, dude is blocking at least five people with that flag. Forget the t-shirt, blocking a baseball game’s seventh inning stretch is the bigger problem.
these comments are great…
especially cuz im stoned 😛
#14 ms said it perfectly.it’s NORML to smoke pot!
I thought it was a buckeye leaf and he was an Ohio State fan. But who cares? What bugs the crap out of me is having ‘God Bless America’ during the 7th inning stretch in the first place. Pre-9/11 we didn’t have to deal with this level of faux-patriotic bullsh*t. Now, it’s ‘God Bless America’ during baseball games and who’s wearing a fricken flag pin on their lapel all the bloody time. As opposed to actually thinking and worrying about real issues.
Wow, that was far too serious. I need to drink some more.
What a moron
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Us Cubs fan (no haters please) have “take me out to the ballgame” for the seventh inning. Then we smoke a big doobie.
MS,
What are you talking about over there? Weed isn’t illegal because they don’t want people to use it for pharmacuticals. It’s because Americans do not know how to control them selves. Just like your point with the beer and (bad) debt. Most people just don’t know when to stop.
Hey man, who gives a damn what the leaf actually is we all know what it means. Trying to be the smartest guy on the blog is like being the smartest retarded kid on the short bus…It just doesn’t matter. So all you botany lovers out there shut the hell up.
You all play with your dicks to much.
The man is a patriot and excellent fashion model…..
where did he get that shirt anyway…..
Awww come on. I bet he likes punani too.
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That shirt is from Baldvinny.com Look up bleacher creatures on wikipedia and learn something. Beer is banned in the bleachers at the stadium due to too much craziness out there. Since we taunt everyone, including the people sitting in the box seats to our left they came up with the “we’ve got beer” chant. So we came up with the “we’ve got weed chant”. That t-shirt is about the exchange. Look up bleacher creatures on Youtube to see some more chants. NYC is the center of the universe.
Whoops, sorry TJ–I didn’t get your far more elegant allusion before I posted. Guess I’m a yokel too. Been meaning to order a section 37 T for a while, but I’ll probably just pick one up at the game. I dig the “agave” one too, must be a Monet.
Cubs fan? How sad for you.Your not ‘you-know who’, are you? Stay away fr4om those foul balls please pal.
We do God Bless America in Yankee Stadium.
And then YMCA from the grounds crew
Tried The Macarena a few years back but it resulted in a 2 game losing streak and The Boss banned the Macarena from the Stadium.
But it’s in the Bronx, so there may be a few buds taked up now and again
agave specialist is the rightest person here.
hahaha, this is excellent