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The Doppelgangers continue!


Reader Myummers submitted this doppelganger to me and it’s pretty damn good. I had no idea who Jesse Metcalfe was, but then, I don’t watch Desperate Housewives. Which makes me wonder why Myummers knows who is he is; that seems like the type of thing that a man who would go to see Sex and the City in the theaters would do, but that couldn’t be the type of man Myummers is, right?

Anyhoo, Arizona Diamondbacks first baseman Conor Jackson and Desperate Housewives‘ Jesse Metcalfe, I buy it!

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Check out lots of my other doppelgangers here and please send me any others you see by emailing me here.


3 Responses to “The Doppelgangers continue!”


  1. 1 myummers
    June 11, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    way to cop out and then throw in some fratboy humor, scanch.

    odd, isn’t it, that when i mentioned jesse metcalfe’s name you immediately knew who he was.

    bottom line, you masturbate to him. and owen wilson.

  2. June 11, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    when I type his name in google images that’s listed in the description, but nice try. Your defensiveness does make it seem as though you went and saw Sex and the City in the theaters. You’d probably make up a ridiculous unbelievable tall tale about it too, like that you wanted to go in the AC and it was the “longest movie possible.” You also seem like the type who’d be too ashamed to buy the tickets and make someone else buy them, thus knowing and admitting that you were wrong to go in the first place.

    Of course, that’s just a guess, I don’t know for certain…

    and what the butterscotch stallion and I have is a beautiful thing that I will not have you despoil

  3. 3 myummers
    June 12, 2008 at 2:48 am

    at this point i would ask the webmaster to stop attempting to flirt with me.

    i’m honored that i have become worthy of mention in one of the internet’s most up-and-coming uh…sports or…general interest blogs. in case anyone hasn’t figured out, i , a straight man, accompanied another straight man to the sex and the city film the other day. it was 98 degrees, it was $7, there were other mitigating factors.

    now please more allison stokke features.


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