According to this article, Seattle has an approximately 12.9% gay population, second only to San Francisco, which makes this story even more ridiculous. Sirbrina Guerrero recently attended a game against the Red Sox at Safeco Field, intending to watch the Mariners continue in their struggle against success. Unfortunately she got a lot more heartache than is normal from a Mariners game.
It seems that Ms. Guerrero is a lesbian, and she attended the game with some friends and her lover, ALSO A LESBIAN! Horror! Even worse, she kissed her LESBIAN LOVER on the lips! The nerve of these people… This disgusting bit of information is not where the story ends though. That’s because a mother sitting behind them saw the two women kiss and was obviously horrified, so she dutifully and properly reported the incident to a security guard.
Siribrina Guerrero is out to convert the world to rampant lesbianism and must be stopped
“And he (the security guard) goes ‘there’s a lady whose son says he saw you guys making out, and I did, too. And you have to stop.’ And I said ‘well, we weren’t making out, but we were kissing and I’m not going to stop,'” said Guerrero. The security guard then said, “The mom doesn’t want to explain to the kids why two girls are kissing.” Guerrero said, “So I said ‘well, I’m not going to stop, so you’ll have to kick me out. So he said ‘so I suggest you leave then.”‘
Who do these lesbians think they are? I mean, in a city where the gay population thrives, haven’t they done enough? I mean, this mother is clearly caring about her children, and the sheer difficulty in trying to explain to her overprotected douchebag kids that two women can be together and love one another and such is simply a burden that shouldn’t be placed upon a parent. After all, if her kids see two women kiss who knows what else it might lead to, maybe her son will become a GAY! That’s how it spreads after all, you see two lesbians kiss and then you get infected and then BAM one day you’re a homo.
This mother just came to the game to try and show her children the joy of America’s pastime but instead was treated to a filth show. I am horrified for her. No one expects to go to a baseball game and see people kissing, least of all the GAYS. We all know that it says somewhere in the Bible that you aren’t supposed to be gay–it makes Jesus and polar bears cry. And polar bears are endangered! I am obviously on the side of this heartbroken mother whose children now know that there exists a chance for them to be happy with whomever they might be attracted to, unlike their father who married their stupid dumb bitch of a mother to cover up his own gay urges; that’s why he is always going up to the attic to read those men’s fitness and muscle magazines in his “special” corner…
After Guerrero was spoken to by the security guard at the game, she went around and took pictures of other couples who kissed but were not reprimanded; those couples were all heterosexual. I’m sure that that mother would agree that Safeco was right in not reprimanding those couples, after all, those people are in LOVE and can get MARRIED and make BABIES, whereas lesbians only want to STEAL babies for their disgusting witch rituals that cause Lillith Fair concerts to spring forth from the ground.
I can only conclude that these two women were viciously making out, probably fingerblasting each other and using things like this while watching Jose Vidro struggle to hit a single.
I mean, because that would be offensive and worthy of being spoken to by security. But according to Guerrero when questioned if she and her date were acting lewd in any way that would have prompted such a firm response from the security guard, Guerrero said, “We were eating garlic fries. The last thing we wanted to do was make out with each other. Honestly, that’s what it was.”
Sure. Just another lesbian lie so they can join with the forces of Satan to try and take away the America that was promised to us all by Jesus. It makes me sad.
UPDATED
The guys over at withleather have done a little bit of investigation on my story and Sirbrina Guerrero is also going to be a contestant on the upcoming Tila Tequila “reality” dating show on MTV and is on the cover of some magazine here, although that doesn’t take away from the idiocy of the Safeco security guards.
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you are absolutely right. this disgusting behavior should be outlawed. if these people choose to be perverts they should be forced to do it behind closed doors.
You don’t get sarcasm, do ya Hank?
Or else I don’t. One of the two.
She should have been kicked out for the way she spells Sabrina, not for making out with her girlfriend.
Destroy marriage – check
Corrupt children – check
Gay-up baseball – CHECK!
“After all, if her kids see two women kiss who knows what else it might lead to, maybe her son will become a GAY”
Or a pervert addicted to teenage lesbian porn (essentially every hetero male).
Oh, good lord.
Because, you know, someone might catch teh ghey from them.
Let’s be honest. Two women should not make out at a baseball park. They should do it on a DVD where straight guys can watch.
At a ballpark, they tend to get in the way of grown men spitting and scratching, which is much easier to explain to the kids.
I can’t believe the Mariner’s would do that…..
I mean – if it was two guys, sure – that’s gross.
But two girls – that’s HOT!!!!
I’m all about some girly gayness, but whats more likely: These two were sharing a kiss like any other couple would, or they were going at it like porn stars in order to generate publicity?
Nothing wrong with gays jsut pecking on the lips, but so were these gals. And, this seems a little inappropriate…http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1219328.ece
Sports and gays don’t mix. Unless it’s a gay sport.
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She should make out with her girlfriend at my house…
Ugh- let “the gays” have what “the straights” have, big deal. Who gets hurt if Paul kisses Dan? Not me, and I bet not God.
Besides, the Mariners are gay anyways. They should all be competing in figure skating or something.
Burn, lesbians, burrrrrrrrnnnnnn!!
Haha the Mariners are so ridiculous, I propose a gay party at their next game. Every Seattle gay couple, sit around the stadium and start making out during the seventh-inning stretch. Stretch those tongues!!
You must of forgot that sports and gays don’t mix. Oh dear, don’t you realize that because these women were kissing that now all of the kids will be gay. Maybe even the peanuts!
I caught The Gay one time.
Seems Preparation H has an ointment for that.
What a bunch of douche bags. Leave them the hell alone. Don’t want your kids to see shit like that? Keep them in a closet. Where it’s dark. And lonely. And without culture.
By the way…Hank, if you aren’t being sarcastic, then you’re an idiot. If you are being sarcastic, you should really think about the fact that type shows no emotion and most of the people here probably don’t understand what you’re saying. Either that, or I’m an idiot.
Probably the latter.
Poor gays…Pretty soon they’ll be sharing an iceberg with the last 3 remaining polar bears. And if those polar bears are all the same gender, then that’ll be one gay chunk of ice. Ha.
Good post. Wish more people pulled out the satirical card more often. You may find my post about W. interesting. You can find it at http://onewholeyear.wordpress.com.
this would be such a good article for a drudge link. the comments would be amazing. except blogging isn’t real “journalism” and we know, of course, drudge is a total “journalist.”
i have to poop.
the mariners blow. get on the rays bandwagon! they’d probably let people fuck in the stands if it put butts in the seats.
First of all, she can’t even spell her name right. It’s Sabrina. Please keep the gayness affection in the bedroom. We don’t need kids getting corrupted and confused at a baseball game.
“We don’t need kids getting corrupted and confused at a baseball game.” – Slim Seattle, ’08
whatta queer. i hope all of your kids turn out gay and successful and i hope it keeps you up at night.
The security guard should have told the mother to leave. If you can’t answer your kid’s questions, then don’t have any. Is the mother going to avoid the topic of “sex” when it comes up? People need to grow up and raise their kids without prejudism.
This woman (term used loosely) is obviously an attention whore, what with an upcoming reality show appearance, works as a scantily clad bar wench.
If it were just a peck on the cheek I doubt anyone would care.
I hope the lawsuit goes down in flames, I’m tired of the gay agenda being pushed on our society, if a fan found this unacceptable they surely have the right to complain.
This would have been no big deal if the 2 women had cooperated and toned things down like any other decent person would have done upon being asked. Instead they chose to be belligerent and defiant, maybe they should move their act to a WNBA game where it would be acceptable.
I’m excited by all this b/c next time I’m at a ballgame and they do the kisscam, I will complain and get all the kissers kissed out of the stadium. Kiss off, kissers! I’m out like a kisster in the sun.
I am from Novosibirsk (just outside Copenhagen) and in my country, they would had been arrested immediately. Two girls kissing is a big crime here in Novosibirsk.
Jojo: “I’m tired of the gay agenda being pushed on our society”
Hey Jojo, other haters, guess what? At least %10 of our society is gay, even if not outwardly. Gay IS our society. Deal with it and please don’t have children.
The gay agenda? What? Gay people want equal rights and are tired of all the baseless hatred and discrimination? How dare they!
Its not like they’ve suffered from discrimination like Jews and got rounded up by Nazis and sent to death camps or anything. What are they complaining about? Gays haven’t suffered, you can tell because they dress so colorfully!
Fucking idiots. To you haters, I hope your hair, eyes, and teeth fall out and your care-taker burns your feet every day with hot coals.
Jesus Christ, americans…get over it.. It is 2 persons who is kissing in public….so what !!!!
Why dont use more energy on your own life, then making comments on others…
You have the biggest adult industry in the world, yet an kiss in front of some kids public can make you angry…
What a dubble morale of you guys
Hey “mickey28”, what the hell is “prejudism”? Write with some intelligence. People may take you seriously.
And to “the roomate” in regards to “Fucking idiots. To you haters, I hope your hair, eyes, and teeth fall out and your care-taker burns your feet every day with hot coals.” You need to relax. Hypocrisy doesn’t lend well to your credibility.
In my opinion, this entire situation is sad, on both sides.
Chillax: I do need to relax, but I have very little tolerance for racists, sexists, and anti-gay sentiments. As for credibility, I don’t give two shits. I’m not running for office, just commenting on a rando baseblog(TM pending).
hey Sabrina –
I think you’re kinda hot!
I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. I do most of the cooking, cleaning, laundry, bill paying and other house hold chores while my “wife” sleeps on the couch, so I must be the real wife in this marriage!
I hope you don’t mind that I am slightly overweight, my daughter even says I have boobs!
With me we could fuck in public and no one would raise the homosexual issue – it would be our little dirty secret!
Don’t be shocked people but it all comes down to money. I won’t take my kids to a ballpark if I think there’s a chance that they’ll see excessive displays of same-sex public affection. Like it or not, that’s the way most people feel. If the team wants me to bring my family, they need to live up to my expectation of a family friendly environment.
I would think that SAFECO would be wired for sound. Meaning, there should be video showing exactly how intense this “fondness” was. Dollar to a doughnut, it was more than a smack on the cheek.
Second, Seattle is very liberal. To shock people here, you really have to try hard. Obviously, you haven’t been to a Storm game. Give the girl an extra minute of fame then lets move on.
Think we need to be careful before we create an atmosphere where people can go into a public forum, act outlandish and then sue cause they feel their rights have been violated.
BTW the Mariners won they game, maybe they should invite them back.
usa is a country with sick people.
Hooray for the Mariners. Too bad they don’t enforce this against heterosexuals as well. LISTEN UP MORONS! Decide whether you want to watch a ballgame, or make out with your lover. There are places for both. GET A ROOM, IDIOTS! No one give a rats ass about you or your lover, and people shouldn’t have to spend a fortune to bring their kids to a ballgame, and then have to be embarassed by some pinheads behavior.
You guys should get with the rest of the world. On Torchwood, a British TV show. There are inter-racial relationships and the main character is a bisexual American man.
Watching Americans freak over nothing is funny. But it comes to a time when you need to grow the fuck up and stop getting all freaked over pee pee parts.
To the people getting their panties all in a twist about this:
You idiots are aware that public displays of affection are against the rules at most baseball stadiums, aren’t you?
Heterosexuals can and have been asked to stop making out at ballgames. I’ve seen it happen.
Research. It helps the world go round.
I hate how the special interest groups always think they’re the victims!!!! I dont want to see a straight, gay or lesbian couple making out in front of me and my children. I paid $60 bucks to watch the Damn game and thats what I want to do. Siribrina Guerrero is in the wrong for making such a scene of this event. The Mariners in no way discriminate against gays or lesbians.
I as an American agree with the foreign poster(s) that we are a sick double standard nation. But that is where it ends. Since when does a century or decade justify anything? OOOh it’s not 1890, SO WHAT!? When I was younger I could have done without being exposed to the perversities of modern America that have scarred my mind and soul forever. Lucky for me I grew up going to private Christian schooling highschool and college(I am not saying public school grads are bad, by any means) Yes I said LUCKY. At least there I learned a respect for women and social propriety and for Gods creation. The world could use more people who respect the rights of others to enjoy a public event that they pay signifcant money to attend only to watch two or more people straight or gay perform actions that could easily and at much less cost be done in a place not in the public eye? Why waste money on admission if you are just going to be oogling over your lover and getting it on? What kind of lesbian cares about baseball?
Common decency and social propriety should be more enforced. And their beligerant actions show they have no respect for authority. We were SEVERLY better off when people held their intense sexual urges and nasty language BEHIND closed doors!
AMERICA–SHOW MORE RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN!
I as an American agree with the foreign poster(s) that we are a sick double standard nation. But that is where it ends. Since when does a century or decade justify anything? OOOh it’s not 1890, SO WHAT!? When I was younger I could have done without being exposed to the perversities of modern America that have scarred my mind and soul forever. Lucky for me I grew up going to private Christian schooling highschool and college(I am not saying public school grads are bad, by any means) Yes I said LUCKY. At least there I learned a respect for women and social propriety and for Gods creation. The world could use more people who respect the rights of others to enjoy a public event that they pay signifcant money to attend only to watch two or more people straight or gay perform actions that could easily and at much less cost be done in a place not in the public eye? Why waste money on admission if you are just going to be oogling over your lover and getting it on? What kind of lesbian cares about sports, with men?
Common decency and social propriety should be more enforced. And their beligerant actions show they have no respect for authority. We were severly better off when people held their intense sexual urges and nasty language behind closed doors!
AMERICA–show more respect for your fellow man!
dear mighty samurai (or, as i like say to, fat guy with a japan fetish),
THEN WHAT ABOUT KISS CAM? WHEN WILL MAJOR LEAGUE STADIUMS STOP THE DOUBLE “YOU CAN ONLY MAKE OUT IF YOU’RE ON CAMERA” STANDARD????
also, do you get paid for your stadium research? if so, what are your fees? which stadium has the loosest bathroom rules? i like to stay in there for a while.
anywho, you’re a jackass.
love,
shatraw
dear stop the madness/fly on the wall,
stop trying to be pertinent with your dual name and tone of reason. this is the internet and reason has no place here.
also, why did you post the same thing twice with two different names? did you think the poetry behind “fly on the wall” would compliment the more literal “stop the madness”?
it did not work. please stick to one, less lame name in the future.
love,
shatraw
ps – the mariners still and will forever blow
wait, did i say tone of reason? i meant tone of ignorance. sorry. you’re a bigger moron than the samurai.
how’s the compound in texas treating you, anyway?
Uh – I’m surprised nobody has pointed out the obvious – the Mariners suck. Why are people complaining about the lesbians?
I am not against with gays, but at least have a decency to do it in private or get a room. I felt sorry for this unsuccessful people, that striving to meet their ends….
In short, SHE WANTS ATTENTION FROM THE PUBLIC..THEN GUESTING WITH ELLEN DEGENERES…AND HAVE HER OWN LESBIAN REALITY SHOW….
I wonder whats the theme? In Lesbian with Love?
Or Shot at Love, Sabrina version?
Gross!
ireland, your grasp of the english language is shaky at best.
don’t give Ireland a hard time, they apparently represent the entire nation, and Ireland has some valid points for sure.
I think I turned gay just reading this. Thanks alot guys, thanks!
who cares if two people of the same gender kiss each other at a baseball game. if u dont want your kids to see that then u might as well keep them looked up in a closet forever because ur kids could see two of the same gender kissing on the streets or even on tv and that is the same as them seeing it at a baseball game.
so who cares
Baseball is about balls. and leather. and wood. and ass-slapping. and men vs. men. and men showering together. and DPs. and hidden ball tricks. and rounding the bases. and hot dogs. and sliding. and spitballs. and hotshots. and ballboys. and pitchers. and catchers.
See, that proves it. There is no room for any gayness in baseball!
Hilarious. Thank you for makingmy night.
Sorry to say, but cant stop laughing off all the ignorent people inhere.
Why are you so unfriendly to the gay people, they havent done anything to you.
And just as you know before you missjudge me, I do have a husband and a child.
But i just cant see why you have to look down om gays.
They are the same kind off human like you, they work pay there bills an taxes.
They are just as good as the rest of us.
I know in gonna step on a lot off toes writting this, but relly, I DONT CARE.
Sorry if you have a hard time reading this, know that my english arent thet good
in spelling( am Danish)
If they were standing and blocking my view, then they should be thrown out on their asses. Or if they were talking too loudly, or munching too noisily, or cheering when I was trying to listen to the announcer. Or standing up and pushing past me to go buy a drink. Or showing a tattoo, or their underwear, or a piercing. I want my kids to learn good manners and behavior.
Everyone knows that baseball is our national pastime. We should treat it with the appropriate respect. If they were kising they were obviously not taking the game seriously.
I’m glad I live in a part of the country which is not (to quote a recent almost-famous political figure) anti-American. Perhaps we need to investigate Seattle for being “one of those” you-know unpatriotic places.
lady, you are crazy! insane! get on some meds or wake up and realize what the you are saying..I know sabrina very well and she is an amazing person, not a hateful person like yourself. anyone would be lucky to have their child anything like sabrina. you are evil, and you make this world ugly.