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Apr
08

Orestes Destrade: MILF Hunter


It seems that the only thing hotter than Jayson Werth’s bat, is his mom. On Thursday’s Baseball Tonight, while showing clips of the Phillies game, Orestes Destrade got completely distracted and overwhelmed. It seems that Jayson Werth’s recent power outburst (now up to 5 HRs on the season) was a little too much for Orestes to handle. That, or maybe the fact that Werth’s mommy is hot.

Check out how Destrade can’t get off how attractive Werth’s mom is, Steve Berthiaume tries to move on but Destrade will have none of that. Something about Werth’s mummy excites something in Orestes’ testes.

werthmom

Now, to be fair, Werth’s mom is pretty hot, especially for a woman with a 28 year old son. According to Werth’s wikipedia page his mom, Kim, was quite the athlete in her day, participating in the Olympic trials for the 100 meter and the long jump. Also, her father and uncle were both Major Leaguers, Werth’s birth father was a minor leaguer and her current husband, Dennis Werth, played 3 years of big league ball, so she’s a baseball gal through and through.

To be honest, my initial thought was that was his girlfriend or wife, not his approximately 50 year old mom, but, hey, I’m flexible.

My favorite part of Destrade’s comments were when he says that he hopes Werth keeps hitting home runs so that they have more cutaway shots to his mom. Classy! Hey Ms. Werth, call him! I smell a love connection. After all, Destrade does seem to fit in with your love of fringey MLB players…


7 Responses to “Orestes Destrade: MILF Hunter”


  1. 1 the sister
    April 26, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    “fringey MLB players” – love it!

  2. April 27, 2008 at 2:18 am

    Good lord that’s a pretty mamma. Are you sure that isn’t his sister?

  3. April 28, 2008 at 5:10 am

    Damn, I think there are a lot of 50ish women out there that wish they looked that good.

  4. 4 the roomate
    April 29, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Even that grey-haired guy can’t look away! If they put her on the jumbo-tron there would be a riot.

  5. 5 sabirrali
    June 12, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    it is good

    Dr Sabir Ali !!!!

  6. 6 matt
    October 13, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Have you seen her best friend! What a good looking redhead! She was with her at Busch Stadium. What do they feed those women in Springfield, IL. HOT HOT HOT


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