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Apr
08

No Longer the King


Corpulent Ray King was demoted yesterday by the Mets-Killing Washington Nationals to the Nats’ Columbus AAA affiliate. King, an 11 year vet has taken umbrage at this dishonor and has told the team he’d like for them to trade him to another team that will give him a major league job or he might retire.

Considering how much he blows these days (and really he hasn’t ever been good except 2004 with the Cardinals) I think the choice is pretty obvious.

I wonder what he’ll do in retirement…


1 Response to “No Longer the King”


  1. 1 Mattraw
    April 28, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Um, fat, worthless, *and* left-handed????

    Why has Cashman not made an offer yet?


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