The Slanch Report

It makes me endlessly unhappy that I even know who Kevin Federline is, the man has done nothing worthwhile in his life besides turning Britney from someone who someday was going to get the honor of boning me, into someone for whom the privilege is no longer available. I’m certain she’s distraught by this. Or at least should be. Then there is Kevin Love, rookie forward for the Minnesota Timberwolves. He’s at least sorta accomplished things, I mean, he got drafted and everything, and he gets to play for Kevin McHale, so that’s something! The two men share a definite resemblance I believe. Although, they also share that resemblance with the majority of white guys who think they are down with hip-hop culture, right down to the silly line beard things that no one except David Ortiz looks good with. What do you think dear readers, is it just me or do you agree as well? Make sure to vote in the poll below so they can either move on to the next level, the illustrious doppelganger page or should be dumped in the trash heap. And as ever, check out the rest of the doppelgangers here.