I haven’t slept because I’m a fool and I drank an energy drink last night at 10:30, and the caffeine or whatever has kept me up all night. Now, I’m a zombie and am going to see Harry Potter’s junk. I’ll get to updating this hopefully later tonight. Maybe. Otherwise, we’ll be back to our regular scheduled programming tomorrow.
No one is reading this…
Sigh.
The Slanch Report has started an online petition asking the MLB Network to air the Dock Ellis no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres. The moment was a seminal piece of baseball history and is certainly worthy of being rerun.
Please join us in this cause and sign the petition below so we can all share in this special and fantastic moment of baseball history. THANKS!
SIGN THE PETITION HERE! AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND PASS THIS ALONG!
The Slanch Report 
I READ THIS SITE EVERY DAY ALL DAY. DON’T BE DISHEARTENED.
Me too. I resent being called No one.
You said “junk”… Hehehe…
He said “sigh” again! so sensitive… to caffine.
here’s a slanchreport for you: he never drinks soda and can’t handle it! If only he was a college athlete he could write a story about himself and then make fun of college sports.
if only!
p.s. you have at least 4 readers. entertain us!
make that FIVE readers.
i read every day.
On read on days I feel like reading about vicious hockey injuries. The shark piece was great. You’ve got a great niche blog, slanch. Also, your fantasy football team is better than tristan’s. write a post about that…
Ha, you’re all right, you deserve better, i can do better, america deserves better.
We have a new strategy around here. Let Slanch be Slanch.
Slanch Report for America.
Remind me never to post when I haven’t slept, I come off unnecessarily whiny