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Apr
08

Wilt has Something for you to Lick


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Wilt Chamberlain, famed cocksman, is being swept up in a grassroots campaign to get onto a postage stamp. The Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee every year considers proposals for various famous and celebrated Americans to receive their own stamps and reportedly he could be on a stamp as soon as 2010. The initial hope had been to get a stamp in time to commemorate the anniversary of Wilt’s record 100 point game on March 2, 1962 but since the committee only approves 4 stamps a year it might have to wait. However, if Wilt can just get a letter from every woman he’s nailed, he should be well on the way to a overwhelming majority vote in his favor.


1 Response to “Wilt has Something for you to Lick”


  1. 1 Johan
    April 3, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Famed cocksman? Really?

    Are you in jail, David?


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