Posts Tagged ‘San Jose Sharks

22
Dec
09

Rookie Scores First Career Goal, On Own Net

Dallas Stars rookie defenseman Ivan Vishnevsky is still looking for his first NHL goal, he kind of achieved that dream though last night when he took a loose puck and accidentally deposited it in his own team’s empty net. Oops!

17
Sep
09

Because “Super Sexgenius Master” Wouldn’t Fit

sexsmithNow, I’m no San Jose Sharks fan — except for former Bruin Jumbo Joe Thornton — but if I were to be buying any NHL jerseys this season I think this young man’s would be my choice.

I understand how families long ago got names like Miller, Cooper, Brewer, etc, so you can only imagine why the Sexsmith’s acquired their name.

Walking around in a Sexsmith jersey just has to be the absolute TITS. You definitely get laid just from that.¬†And if things don’t work out so well for Tyson in the NHL, he has an easy transition into the porn world.

[Sharks]

22
Apr
09

The Ivy Leagues Teach You How to Be a Gentleman

Are there better things than a good hockey fight? How about an NHL hockey fight between two Ivy League grapplers?

Here’s Doug Murray and George Parros squaring off against one another during the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks game. I love it!

25
Mar
09

Play With Sharks and You’ll Get Bit

sharkhousefullDesperate to show everyone how big of a San Jose Sharks fan you are? Well, Winges Architects and Hooper Construction & Remodeling have made the perfect structure for you, a giant play-house complete with a “ice-rink” playing surface on the ground-floor and locker room on the second floor.

The special building will be raffled off in a benefit for Rebuilding Together Peninsula, an organization that rehabilitates homes and community facilities for low-income homeowners and neighbors.

Other awesome features of this play-house include a mock Zamboni control panel, real Sharks team souvenirs, climbing apparatus, and of course, a kick-ass fiberglass shark head with dorsal fin and tail sure to scare the crap out of your neighbors.

This would go awesome on my lawn, if only I had one. Or if I was a Sharks fan…

Raffle tickets are only $10, so readers out in the San Jose area, get to work winning this for me.

[Sharks.com]

20
Mar
09

I WANT BLOOOOOOD!

San Jose Sharks winger Brad Staubitz likes to use his hands–I’d imagine he could be an accomplished woodworker–when he’s on the ice, particularly when he can mash in an opponent’s face as he did to the Nashville Predators’ Jordin Tootoo. The refs stop this fight before it gets worse but Staubitz gets in a whole lot of face shots before they do, bloodying up Tootoo. And the hockey overlords want to get RID of fighting?




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