Posts Tagged ‘Fat

17
Dec
08

Mike Tyson Got FAAAAAAAAAT

He used to fight as a heavyweight, but now I think Mike Tyson might be even out of that weight class after seeing this photo from the Video Game Awards this past weekend.

121608-mike-tysonThat face tattoo though is still looking good.

14
Oct
08

Eddy Curry Remains Fat

Knicks center Eddy Curry, very very conservatively listed at 282 lbs injured his elbow at yesterday’s practice when he sat on an exercise ball and popped it. He is fat. Unfortunately for the Knicks, this might be the highlight of the season.

[NY Post]

07
Apr
08

Where Have you Gone Greg Goldberg?

Shaun Weiss may not be a household name to you, but I can almost guarantee you know his face.

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If you don’t know him, I’ll give you a hint. He was in one of the top 4 trilogies of all-time, and those are, (in order of greatness): Lord of the Rings, Mighty Ducks, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Star Wars(Honorable mention: Three Ninjas). If you’re still not sure, then quite frankly, I don’t want to know you.

Regardless of your thoughts about the Mighty Duck movies, (that they are awesome is the only correct thought) all you need to know about Shaun Weiss’ character was that he played Greg Goldberg the fat, wise-cracking Jewish goalie. He always had a lame quip to offer up to Emilio Estevez or a nasty fart to let out at an inopportune moment. The portly Weiss had previously parlayed his bulk and quick-humor into some commercials, notably, this 1990s Pizza Hut classic:

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