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01
Apr
09

Coming Soon to an Arena Near You

America exports nearly everything, and sometimes it’s the best we’ve got. For example, the NBA and Chinese beer giant Tsingtao Brewery are joining forces to launch a cheerleading competition to air on the state-run television channel. The winners of the competition will get the opportunity to come to the US and train with a real NBA dance team! Besides the dance competition, according to producer Su Ling, the show will also focus on “NBA culture … Michael Jordan, the Lakers and basketball history.” Sounds exciting!

After the success of the cheerleaders at the Olympics, the “la la dui,” which is the Chinese word(s?) for the dancers have gained much more mainstream acceptance. The NBA-Tsingtao show, called “Qing Wu Men” in Chinese, which translates roughly into the very catchy “Young Dance Stage.”

Look out world, China has too many people to not overwhelm NBA dance teams with floods of young hot dancer girls. Which, now that I think about it isn’t necessarily a bad thing…

[Hollywood Reporter]

01
Apr
09

Out With the Old, In With Her

The English national soccer team recently changed their uniforms to an all-white affair that is a retro throwback to the 50s and 60s. However, this uniform may look old-school but is supposedly very high-tech, featuring air vents (holes at the armpits) and a revolutionary fiber. They even moved the crest that goes over the breast, moving it up so it wouldn’t chafe at the nipples. Speaking of, here is an extremely attractive woman named Emma modeling the new uniform. I want one. With her in it.75057_1

[Daily Star]

01
Apr
09

Andrew Bynum Has a Fun Idea of Rehab

When Andrew Bynum went down last season the likelihood of the Lakers winning the championship went down with him. This year they were much more prepared for losing Bynum and have been able to carry on as they get ready for the playoffs. Supposedly he might even be available for the playoffs, although to do so he’d need to be taking his rehab seriously and I’m not so certain he is. For instance, Andrew Bynum over the weekend first went to the Playboy Celebrity Golf Tournament, although he didn’t golf and then later challenged one of the Playmates to a hula-hooping contest. Worst of all, he isn’t even a good hula-hooper. You know, I think the 21 year-old Bynum might have wanted to see Playboy Playmates move their hips and bodies in a rhythmic motion just for his own nefarious amusement, and NOT for the purity of an all-American hula-hoop competition…

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The fun wasn’t over for Bynum, this picture of him carrying Playmate Nicole Nahrain on his shoulders sparked plenty of conversation in LA as the Lakers continue on their current road trip without their injured center.

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[Yardbarker via Sports by Brooks]


31
Mar
09

Introducing the New England Euphoria

The Lingerie Football League is getting underway, and the New England franchise, the Euphoria recently picked their “players.” I don’t have much more to add her other than I would really appreciate a media pass for the locker room. Also, when is shower time?

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31
Mar
09

Alyssa Milano Talks Balls…and Strike Outs

Future Slanch Report paramour Alyssa Milano was in NYC promoting her new “steamy” book, Safe at Home and the National Enquirer is all over it. As part of the promotional tour, excerpts are being leaked out; like that when she and Brad Penny first got down he had her wear his Dodgers jersey to bed. Also, according to the fine folks over at the National Enquirer she once dated Brad Zito, a pitcher on the Giants. So, there’s that too. Supposedly the book isn’t particularly interesting, or steamy, but hey, Alyssa Milano pictures.

[National Enquirer]

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31
Mar
09

2 More Seasons!

gqfeature3hSome days are harder to get through than others, but today is a good day. That’s because the best show that none of you are watching is coming back, for at least two more seasons! That’s right, Variety is reporting that Friday Night Lights will be back for 2 more seasons of 13 episodes each, with DirectTV broadcasting the season first and then NBC broadcasting the episodes in January. I CANNOT WAIT! Season 3 has been phenomenal and returns right back to the magic of season 1 which was as near to perfection as broadcast TV gets. If you aren’t watching FNL get on it right now, you can watch full episodes on NBC.com, so GET ON IT, trust me, once you start watching this show you will be hooked. Everyone I have turned onto it has become a full-fledged fan. Hell, send me an email and I’ll burn you some episodes, you MUST start watching this show. Oh yeah, and in addition to the excellent writing, the fantastic performances of Connie Britton and Kyle Chandler and the natural shooting style of the show, there is also that added bonus of the ridiculously hot talents of Minka Kelly, Adrian Palicki and Amy Teagarden. So set your DVRs.

[Variety]

27
Mar
09

The Hockey Star and The Hot Hockey Daughter

alyonka-larionovOne of the best young players in the NHL, Evgeni Malkin of the Pittsburgh Penguins knows his way around the ice, but when it comes to the kitchen, not so much. Here he is with Hall-of-Famer Igor Larionov’s daughter, Alyonka making pirogies for the Penguins website. You don’t usually see this much sexual tension in an internet video that doesn’t end up on youporn.

Alyonka, who was briefly on American Idol, also previously dated Alexander Ovechkin, who of course has a little feud going with Malkin’s teammate Sidney Crosby. Clearly Alex the Great doesn’t mind others going for HIS sloppy seconds.

This video is full of awkward and fun moments as the two share the kitchen, the tension is thick and thanks to Puck Daddy, here are some fun screencaps, unedited to provide a completely different version of the video.

[Puck Daddy]

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19
Mar
09

She Takes Them Out, She Presses Them to the Glass!

Right now the Florida Panthers are on the outside of the playoffs looking in, sitting just outside by only three points. So, is it little wonder that the fans are doing all they can to spur their team on to the post season. Fans love to cheer and they love to get on TV; wave a camera with a red light at people and who knows what you’ll get, but usually you’ll get something entertaining. This Panthers’ fan goes all out and I think she’s full of talent. After all, it isn’t easy to rub yourself up against the glass, it’s COLD in the rink…

[Total Pro Sports]

18
Mar
09

I Hate Waiting Around for Wood

Some of the porn industry’s biggest “stars” are banding together in an effort to get some more rights for the workers. Desmond Wright, the president of the Association for the Protection of Adult Workers cites some of the concerns for adult performers.

“Groin pulls, dry skin, injuries from falls, all these things are major issues for the industry. Many people don’t realize that wrist related injuries are responsible for more lost man hours in the industry than any other injuries combined. These types of injuries result in massive amounts of lost revenue both for workers and for producers. You can imagine what it’s like to get to the end of a scene and a performer has a bum wrist. All of a sudden a clean shoot becomes a wreck and dozens of dollars are lost.

Producers are against the efforts to get worker’s compensation, but when you hear such impassioned cries from major stars in the industry such as this one, I don’t know how you can idly stand by.

“People need to understand that there are a number of workers and performers that go into making an adult film work and we need them to be healthy and happy,” said Briana Banks, one of the industry’s most respected performers. “From fluffers to stunt cocks, these are the people that bring the magic to the movies and they need to be protected just like us stars. If for no other reason than to just make sure shoots go smoothly and we don’t waste time waiting around for wood.”

[Scrape TV via The Big Lead]

16
Mar
09

Mr. and Mrs. Much-Better-Looking-Than-All-of-Us Take Brazil

Tom Brady and his wife/girlfriend/hottest-chick-in-the-world “buddy” Gisele Bundchen arrived in her hometown of Horizontina in Brazil to attend her grandfather’s 83rd birthday celebration. Brady is there to also meet much of her extended family for the first time, I bet he makes a nice impression, he’s such a good polite boy, plus there’s the huge paycheck, international renown and of course, the butt-chin…
Don’t worry Patriots fans, while this may be their “honeymoon,” Tom is still finding time to work out at a local gym.

I’m more interested in figuring out how to be reincarnated as this soft-serve ice cream cone that Gisele is enjoying as she and Tom are sitting in a car.

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Someday…

[NC Buy]

14
Mar
09

Masturbait Away

Mobile, Alabama’s classic rock station 96.1 The Rocket has only one question for you: Is there anything sexier than a woman holding a fish?

In fact, there are about 12 million sexier things, unless you’re really into fishing, in which case, I suppose this gallery of women holding fish really does it for you. In Mobile, I’m assuming this is considered high art, regardless, check out this gallery with such wonderfully classy pictures as these:

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If these pictures don’t get you all hot and bothered you just might need to turn your man card in, because nothing is more natural than bikinis and big…fish.

[96.1 The Rocket]

04
Mar
09

Hot for the Coach

Alyce HesseMaybe you think you’re a sports fan but if you’re not following the box scores for New Orleans’ private schools high school girl basketball then quite simply you’re not a true fan.

Since I am a real fan, I was watching with great anticipation the match up between New Orleans Country Day and Oak Grove during the Ladies Top 28 tournament on Monday. Thanks to some clutch performances, and an all-out effort from coach Alyce Hesse, NOCD won a 43-34 victory. I am a devoted Hesse-maniac. She’s the best coach in America, probably, or at least the one who I’d like most to spend some quality practice time with…

 

[NOLA.com]




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