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07
Oct
09

The LFL Ladies Have Filthy Mouths

I didn’t even know that the Lingerie Football League was advanced enough to have sideline reporters, let alone television coverage. Apparently they do! Here’s one of the Denver Dream showing that the ladies of the LFL may need a bit more time in media classes.

[Busted Coverage]

07
Oct
09

I’ll Shove that Whistle Where the Sun Don’t Shine!

When the game ends, emotions often are still running high, particularly so for one fan after this Alabama high school football game. Apparently dissatisfied with some of the calls in the game, he slowly makes his way down to the field, then, as everyone is leaving the field at the end of the game he seizes the day and attacks the refs. That’ll show ’em!

I’m shocked something like this could happen in Alabama, I always think of that state as so rational.

06
Oct
09

Broncos Back is a Different Kind of Diva

Flipping through the other videos from Topps’ “Rookies Got Talent” event that they held way back in July, I came across Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno showing off his operatic skills.

I had no idea.

I guess it ain’t over now until Knowshon sings…

06
Oct
09

Roethlisberger Takes on Professional Wrestling

Last night Ben Roethlisberger stopped by WWE Monday Night Raw, alas, he was totally spontaneously interrupted by Big Show and Chris Jericho. Showing the same poise that he has in the pocket, Ben sidestepped their aggression and called an audible, bringing out his offensive line. They squared off against Big Show for a moment before he cut his losses and left.

At least briefly. This time when Big Show returned Roethlisberger had even more help on his side when the tag-team D-Generation X came out and joined forces with the assembled Steelers. The Big Show was scared off and so there’s only two things to do, DANCE and PREEN!

[WWE]

06
Oct
09

The Press Box is Supposed to be Neutral

There’s a hard and fast rule that in the press box, there’s no cheering. Former Saints quarterback and current Saints broadcaster Bobby Hebert at this past Sunday’s game doesn’t follow that rule. Here he is simultaneously cheering and simulating fisting, so, at least he’s still capable of doing two things at once.

06
Oct
09

Hakeem Nicks is Quick on the Draw

Back in July the various NFL rookies gathered together for a photo shoot with Topps, in addition to having their pictures taken, the rookies also participated in showing off their other talents. Upper Deck held a similar event only their version was geared around the best touchdown dances.

Here is Giants wide receiver Hakeem Nicks showing off and validating his claim of having the fastest hands in the NFL as he plucks a specific playing card out of the air as part of Topps’ “Rookies Got Talent” competition.

Wow. That is dope. He’s a WITCH!

[Liebtag.org]

06
Oct
09

Don’t Want to Be an American Idiot

Amidst all the hoopla of last night’s Vikings/Packers Brett Favre fellatio-fest was this one fan who came out to support the local KTSP pre-game show. Sure, everyone there is talking football but — and I could be wrong here — he takes the chance to express his displeasure with the rock group, Green Day with a shirt saying “Fuck Green Day.”

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Sure, you might think his shirt is saying “Fuck Green Bay,” and I agree, that would certainly make more sense; but I’m a man filled with whimsy and capriciousness and prefer to look at him as a very rabid anti-Green Day Minnesotan.

05
Oct
09

Every Sunday Should Be for Breast Awareness

I know what’s on Chris Berman’s mind…

[Fan IQ]

02
Oct
09

I Always Preferred the Red Kind

3557444We have a new favorite in the Best Name in College Sports competition, meet red-shirted sophomore Gelo Orange from Wake Forest. A linebacker by trade, Orange has several blocked punts on his resume, once of which was integral in the Demon Deacon’s victory over Boston College last November. Originally from Haiti, Orange moved to Florida in 2004 to live with his father, and that is when he took up football.

[Wake Forest Sports]

02
Oct
09

So THAT’S What They Do When Guys Aren’t Around

I always knew that when I wasn’t around cheerleaders everywhere were playing craps, smoking cigars, helping each other stretch and of course, the pillow fights. Always the pillow fights. I don’t know what it is, but something happens once those pillows start flying and feathers fill the air, women live for that moment. Right? Yeah, that’s probably true.

If you ever wanted to know what goes on behind the scenes in the Washington Redskins cheerleaders dressing room, here’s your (incredibly staged) chance.

I just hope the NFL won’t come down hard on these ladies for their locker room gambling, it could really jeopardize the Redskins’ chances this season.

[You Been Blinded]

02
Oct
09

I’m Guessing Most of These Guys are Single

Some people are EXTRA passionate about their local NFL team, you’ve seen them on TV, dressed to the 9s in some outrageous outfit that somehow shows they care for their local 22. The terrifying thing about these people is that during the week they are probably just like everyone else, but come Sunday, some switch in their brain gets hit and the crazy starts coming out. Just think, next time you’re at the grocery store, this could be the guy in front of you, or behind you. Look out!

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[DJ Mick]

01
Oct
09

Show Me the Person Who Doesn’t Like VD

When he was drafted as the 6th overall pick in the 2006 draft, Vernon Davis was supposed to explode onto the scene as a tight end sensation. Without first-round pick Michael Crabtree on the roster it’s up to Davis to pick up the slack. It’s taken some time, but after his stellar 7 receptions, 2 TD and 96-yard performance last Sunday (on my BENCH!) he may just be on the verge of super-stardom. These T-shirts are already superstars; whether you’re in San Francisco or anywhere else, letting everyone know your a fan of VD is always a good introduction.

VernonDavisShirt[Zazzle]




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